bro-jan horse

when a bro in an attempt to hook up with a drunk chick and does not have a condom shows her the empty condom box and says that he has one and continues to have un-protected sex

Bro 1: "Dude how was last night?"
Bro 2: "Didn't have a condom"
Bro 1: "So nothing happened?"
Bro 2: "You kidding? I gave her the old bro-jan horse"

by Hosier March 2, 2011

Jan

A SUB(Super-Uper Boyfriend).

I love a Jan.

by wju January 19, 2025

Jan Zy

Jan Zy is that girl you want to be. That girl that is the smartest in the class yet she doesn't show off. That girl that has the best sense of humour yet she isn't weird.

Person 1: Are you friends with Jan Zy?
Person 2: Yes, I'm so lucky to be friends with her!

by thatquirkygal October 2, 2023

Jan 31st

Give your crush a kiss day

Boy: Hey it's Jan 31st *kiss*
Girl: woww :0

by krika :) January 29, 2023

Jan

Someone who falls asleep when they should be still drinking 18 hours later

“He fell asleep at 7am!! What a Jan”

by Smirks Fitt May 31, 2018

Ole Jan

The most sexy, strong, beautiful and courageous person in the whole fucking world. Ole Jan is known for slaying them bitches left and right and in a bad day he gets around 15. Ole Jan is known for being brutally honest yet fair with his pals.

Holy shit I feel like I got Ole Jan powers today

You are like Ole Jan to me

by hiuuyvrtxtfgvhbjkjhgfxdfcgvhbj April 24, 2019

Jan

Most defenitevly an overachiever.

He is such a Jan.

by anonymous November 30, 2021