Japanese Tongue Bath

First referenced on the Steve Dahl/Gary Meier show on WLS in Chicago in the 1980s, it refers to one or more people bathing an individual using only their (human) tongues as the washing/cleansing agent. Hence the name.

"Pardon me, but I must be going; my manservant David has arrived to give me my weekly Japanese tongue bath."

by Reacharound McGillicuddy June 16, 2013

japanese

Used to refer to a person or an object that is from the country of Japan. Japanese people exhibit several noticeable characteristics:
1) Average height of a Japanese male is 5'7" but is gradually increasing because of changes in diet. Average height of a female is 5'4".
2) Average weight of Japanese people is significantly lower than that of other countries. However, it is also increasing because of changes in diet.
3) Japanese (like Koreans) are easily distinguishable from other Asians because they have the smallest eyes and flat faces. As a result, eye-widening surgery is by far the most popular surgery in Japan and Korea. This is evident in the way their celebrities look.
4) Baseball is by far their most popular sport, followed by soccer.
5) Are workaholics that live in a technogically advanced society, with world leaders in video gaming, automobile, and electronics companies.
6) Also tend to live in extremely cramped spaces, with half the population of the U.S. squeezed into a space the size of California.

"At the moment, anime and video games are the most prominent thing that are associated with the Japanese."

by Aki May 27, 2004

Japanese cars

Cars that do not rust away because they are made entirely of plastic. For this reason they are entirely inferior to cars produced by the likes of the Ford Motor Company and General Motors. Often times these cars will be "modded" to make them faster. This futile effort has lead to the creation of the most hideous cars ever seen on the face of this planet. Wings the size of a pool table, body kits that try to create the illusion that the car has been lowered, and neon lights are installed to create horsepower boosts and improved traction and handling. Examples of Japanes cars include the Mitsubishi Lancer, which is produced by the same company that in World War II produced fighter planes that the Japanese Imperial Navy used to attack and kill American pilots. Lately the Japanese have been trying to make pickup trucks and Sport-utility vehicles, but they suck at it just like they suck at everything else. An example of this is the Honda Element, which is in the top 5 for ugliest car ever, and the Honda Ridgeline, the most useless truck ever.

Let's play tug of war between my F350 and your ridgeline. Then later we can drag race my Shelby Cobra mustang against your Civic. Come to think of it, I'll have my F-150 lighting race the civic. The look on your face when you lose a race to a pickup truck will be priceless. Japanese cars are a joke.

by FoShizzle216 September 4, 2008

japanese

A type of Asian. Their diet consits of rice and raw fish called sushi. Dolphins are an example. They are the one that makes everyday anime. Some of those anime are turned to hentai, which is basically cartoon porn. Many games come from thse people as well. Japanese of these have problems with fabricating history, mostly with the one having to do with World War 2.

Hanzo Hattori: What's your favorite sushi?
Ayumi Hamasaki: Dolphins.

Nobunaga Oda: Wanna watch anime with me?
Osaska: Depends, is it hentai?

MacArthur: Hey dude, remember Pearl Harbor?
Shinto: Oh yeah. the one where those Vietnamese people pretended to be us Japanese and attacked you that started World War 3?

by LagunaBolt June 5, 2007

japanese girls

all the other definitions of japanese girls being slutty is a lie. Japan might actually be one of the most conservative countries besides maybe china or korea when it comes to relationships and sexuality. it's only a few groups of people from japan that produce porn and such that makes people in america think that japanese girls are slutty. this stereotype is very false among regular girls. most girls are kind, passive and shy.

A: wow she's really helpful and smart. who is she?
B: oh she's that new japanese girls Yuka

by supergalfromjapan October 31, 2009

Japanese Sunset

A spectacular display of attached fecal material in the underpants going far beyond simple skidmarks
From the resemblance to the wartime Japanese battleflag

Christ look at the state of these crackers! Washings not going to get that japanese sunset out, we'll have to burn the bastards

by Doc Sos September 3, 2006

Japanese rain goggles

are when a man takes his nose and sticks it in a womans vagina while she sits on his face. She then proceeds to pee or ejaculate all over the mans face.

Vanessa gave Charlie a Japanese Rain goggles.

by jointfitter1968 November 26, 2010