iPhone

Well people just make bad reviews about iPhones because they can't afford one. iPhone is a great tool that incompasses google maps, an full internet browser, youtube, a great camera, also can view great photos, a 2-4G video iPod, and also .............. a phone =)

Me: iPhone yo?
you: man those things are gay, why would i shell out
600$ for sumtin like dat?
me: cuz u cant afford it?
you: tru dat, broke like a joke

by swanjon August 5, 2007

iphoneographer

One who takes exceptional photos using the iPhone.

Jenny is such a good iphoneographer. Her pictures could be on the cover of Time magazine.

by gir1iegir1 September 27, 2008

iPhone

A phone, an "iPod", and an "internet communications device"!!!! OH MY GOD! THATS LIKE THREE DEVICES IN ONE!!!

Look at my iPhone! It has a browser AND plays music!!!!1

by kyothine May 30, 2009

iPhone

an absolutely WORTHLESS piece of junk filled with crap that you really dont want in your frickin phone

Hey wassup?

Dude, wtf is that?

Its my iPhone but i cant hear you cuz im listenin to music

Why would you want a phone with music when you could buy and ipod video for at least half the price?

umm....i dont know....

by themostamazingbrian May 16, 2008

Ione

Small piece of shit town, in the middle of fucking nowhere, Amador county.
All the kids think theyre badassmotherfuckers.. but they're not, the place is full of druggies and homeless meth crackwhores who fuck anyone (: its just disgusting.
and annoying.

*sees losers lwalking down the street like thy are hot shit* "they must be from Ione... psh loster.

by LivyBitch. April 21, 2011

iphone

The iphone was the first smartphone to provide recreational use from its app store. This has changed evr since the android os for mobile smartphones has been created. The iphone os features simplicity, which can get boring. Most fans of the iphone only like it for all of its fake uses and poinless games, i.e. hand grenade, doodlejump. Android howevr was predicted to kill the iphones glory from day 1, as it features an opensourced interface allowing the user to virtually make the software howevr they want. The androids app repository features less games and mor useful material. While unlocking an iphone brings u to a giant menu of all installed apps, android takes u to ur cuatomized homescreen featuring widgets bookmarks and app shortcuts. Evn a jailbrojen (hacked) iphone/ipod does not compare to an android phone, for the android phone still has mor features. Steve jobs recently said android is hard to develop for cuz of its COUNTLESS phones and versions wen iphone is always the same and only 1 version needs developed for. That statement kills itself, android/htc users r experiencing the greatest mobile phone experience and the only ppl who dont like android wen they get an android phone r ppl who always hav and always will b technologically retarded. Android has been declared by tech experts/critics that it has passed iphone and continues to bttr itself from the iphone os, which if apple keeps using its current philosophy, it will nvr comeback as the greatest smartphone os

Guy 1: "hey check out my awesome new iphone 4 os! It can play music and browse the web and make fart noises"

Guy 2: "hey, watch my android do that and mor while it strobes its led flash" *plays music louder than the iphone, browses desktop versions of code heavy html sites and uses flash to use flash objects on the web, uses fart noise app...*

Guy 3: "1, 2's phone is so much bttr than urs. U look like a giant tool right now cuz u were dumb enough to believe apple's lies."

Guy 1: :( "why did i waste my money on this brick of shit"

by iphonesucks October 22, 2010

iPhone spraytan

The orangeish-yellow hue that the iPhone camera tints the skin.

Mary looked so tan in her new profile pic I though for sure she had just gotten back from the Jersey Shore, but it turns out it was just an iPhone spraytan.

by snoozysooz January 11, 2012