instagram president

A president who goes politically inactive and turns to posting cool photos on his Instagram after their term, hoping to keep a very simple and positive perception.

After years of not helping the democratic party and standing on the sidelines, instagram president Obama has come back to endorse Joe Biden and stop Bernie Sanders from winning the nomination.

by ProbablyAHacher June 24, 2020

Instaglam

The process of curating one’s instagram page for the purpose of gaining clout, friends, etc. Involves an obsessive-compulsive need to delete posts which do not fit one’s brand and to maintain a followers:following ratio of greater than 1:1.

“Hold on, I’ve got 446 followers and am following 447. Gotta work on my instaglam”

by gmonkey01 July 9, 2020

Instagationist

Someone who for the benefit of their amusement starts drama between other people.

Damn There he goes again , Larry is such an instagationist.

by Daweazel91 September 15, 2020

Instagasm

When a girl/boy has an instant orgasm seeing something of sexually explicit detail.

Kara and Coco had an instagasm when they saw Cole Coronado’s tiny torpedo.

by “That’s What She Said” October 31, 2020

Instagram

Do you wanna be a celebrity but are to poor? GREAT NEWS!!!! Instagram is the place for you!!!!

OMG Beccky you look so pretty in your Instagram post.

by JohnnyJohnny56 November 2, 2020

instagram

The unit of weight for a hipster.

That bearded fellow in the flannel with the expensive coffee weighs precisely 1 instagram.

by niklj November 20, 2020

instagram

The unit of measurement to describe the weight of a hipster.

That bearded fellow over there in the flannel with the over priced coffee weighs precisely 1 instagram.

by niklj November 20, 2020