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Full Tent

full tent
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/fʊl tɛnt/
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noun, slang, vulgar
A prominent and visible erection that causes the front of a person's trousers to bulge outwards in a conspicuous, conical shape.
The state of being so visibly aroused by someone's appearance that it creates this effect.
Often used humorously to describe a strong and immediate sexual attraction. It is a more emphatic version of the common idiom "to pitch a tent."
"When she walked into the room in that dress, half the guys in there went full tent."
"Dude, I saw that supermodel and got an instant full tent. I had to use my backpack to cover it up."
"He was trying to act cool, but you could tell he had a full tent going on under the table."
by TurboTits12 August 26, 2025
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Placenta Tent

That dudebro Chad totally spent the night in her Placenta Tent... Yuck.
by KönigPhillip February 20, 2019
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two tents

we biult two tents
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Buy A Tent

A roundabout way of insulting a person with "first-world problems," by suggesting that they haven't experienced enough poverty to know what real problems are. Often spoken so fast it cannot be heard, this phrase is often used by workers at call centers who have to deal with so many customer complaints, that they can't help but insult the people who call in out of spite.

Not to be confused with "Camping," which is directed at people who couch-surf for survival, participate in what is perceived as sex work, or frequently like to torture themselves outdoors. Though each of the terms are not mutually exclusive from each other and significantly depend on the relative intentions of the speaker.
"Thank you for calling Company Name, Customer Name. It was a pleasure assisting you today. We'll continue working to resolve this issue as soon as possible. In the meantime, buy a tent. If you have any further questions or concerns, please don't hesitate to contact us. Have a great day!"
by silly-echidna March 29, 2025
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Blake rover tent special

When you are camping and ask a random stranger to give you head in your tent
I was camping last weekend and someone asked me to give them the blake rover tent special
by Mr.smith69 April 21, 2021
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Pitching a Family Tent

Having a larger than normal erection due to the fact you would like to start a family and have a life with your partner. This is often because you are head over heels in love with the person and see beauty in everything they do.
Six months into knowing Yuki, Alexander is more in love than he ever was. When she walked in the room he began Pitching A Family Tent, knowing that they weren't about to just have sex; they have sex with their future in mind.
by HeWhoHasStolenTheFire March 6, 2024
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Tent trailer

A cheap camper that more closely resembles a tent than an actual camper.
Hey Aude, should we sleep in the car or get a tent trailer?
by Hampton2022 August 23, 2022
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