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tennessee tent

Where two sisters make out while one rides your "johnson" and one sits on your face in the bed of a pickup truck.
"Guy#1: you know those two hot Smith sisters?" "Guy#2: Yeah dude theyre smokin!" "Guy#1: Last night... We made a Tennessee tent in the back of my truck!"
by Jamesjohnson March 11, 2014
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Buy A Tent

A roundabout way of insulting a person with "first-world problems," by suggesting that they haven't experienced enough poverty to know what real problems are. Often spoken so fast it cannot be heard, this phrase is often used by workers at call centers who have to deal with so many customer complaints, that they can't help but insult the people who call in out of spite.

Not to be confused with "Camping," which is directed at people who couch-surf for survival, participate in what is perceived as sex work, or frequently like to torture themselves outdoors. Though each of the terms are not mutually exclusive from each other and significantly depend on the relative intentions of the speaker.
"Thank you for calling Company Name, Customer Name. It was a pleasure assisting you today. We'll continue working to resolve this issue as soon as possible. In the meantime, buy a tent. If you have any further questions or concerns, please don't hesitate to contact us. Have a great day!"
by silly-echidna March 29, 2025
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Tent

David look at that ass and got a huge tent
by Hehe.micheal.jackson. August 29, 2019
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stink tent

same as a dutch oven. after farting in bed, firmly cover your partners head in the blanket as to not let fumes escape.
when she leaned over to set the alarm and gave her a stink tent.
by adaminroseville June 12, 2007
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ginger tent

A device used to shield a person of fair complexion (often a red head) from the sun
Set up your ginger tent, you can’t get sun poisoning again.
by Daisy Howard July 29, 2023
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tiny turtle tent

Hey Tracy I heard you slept with tod how'd you like that tiny turtle tent?
by ThePoeTickler October 8, 2016
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Penguin Tent

1. A phrase used to describe the appearance of someone who is attractive. Also used as another way of describing an individual as “peng teng”
That man over there is such a Penguin tent”
by Jaguarjazy April 22, 2020
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