Turtle Waxing is when a male gets close to ejaculating during sexual activities, lays his partner flat on a surface (bed,table,couch....) so that the partner is facing upwards towards him while he hovers over the partner and ejaculates onto the partner's stomach which he then rubs the fluid around on the chest area giving the partner's chest a glossy turtle wax look to it.
Man 1: Dude, guess what I did to my girlfirend last night.
Man 2: What did u do to her?
Man 1: I was Turtle Waxing her all night long!
Man 2: I wish my girlfriend would let me do that.
Man 2: What did u do to her?
Man 1: I was Turtle Waxing her all night long!
Man 2: I wish my girlfriend would let me do that.
by Gangstermac January 13, 2014
this is when you just finished porking your bitch and can't find a hand towel to dry off. She has to use her hand stroking up and down until dry.
by DDA October 07, 2003
by Matt Van Dyke May 10, 2006
"Wow Roddy, your balls feel so smooth on my face, like a wee tike's."
"Aye, that's a fresh Scottish Waxing for ya."
"Aye, that's a fresh Scottish Waxing for ya."
by buttcircus February 22, 2012
by Haymuncher69 April 04, 2018
Having the best sex of your life.
Usually when you have sex with your crush, or someone you admire a lot.
Usually when you have sex with your crush, or someone you admire a lot.
by Armor_Mama February 19, 2017
Deriving from "Waxed Poon" or freshly hairless vagina; a Waxing Poon is the active noun. A freshly hairless vagina calls to man like a beacon in the darkness. Once a man is caught in its grasp, he is stunned for at least 1 full second. The more friends are around the longer they as a group, are stunned.
by GamerGrammer November 13, 2013