Text Dissertation

Sending multiple texts which far exceed the 160 character limit of a standard text message that often includes superfluous details; typically involves complex conversations that should take place via email or phone call.

Diane: Did you understand the point I was trying to make in my text?

Chris: You mean your last 16 texts in a row? No, Diane, because I didn't have time to read your text dissertation. Just call me.

by Tippy_CJM February 25, 2012

Oedipus Text

A text message one (being a male member of his species) sends his biological mother that is sexually explicit in nature. This practice is (usually) accidental, (usually) meant to inquire concerning sexual activity with another member of the species, and (usually) sent under the influence of intoxicating substances.

Dude, I need to either stop dating Helens or change my mom's contact name to "Mom" in my phone. I totally sent an Oedipus Text last night!

by sharondeen October 4, 2012

text slaughter

1. To look over a person's shoulder to read their text messages

2. To repeatedly and rapidly text someone to piss them off

Randy is all up behind you trying to text slaughter you man

by stangz1 February 8, 2009

Text Slaying

This is when your texts make absolutely no sense just so that you can save your airtime

Text Slaying: I wnt b gon 2Lisa nxwk cz I hv 2luk aftr grnda

Normal Text: I won't be going to Lisa next week because I have to look after my grandma

by Karlow Yuyi September 5, 2011

Text Rage

when people get angry about a text that was misunderstood. This usually happens when the texter forgets that sarcasm and charming voices do not carry well via text. The textee then feels that anger or ill will has been presented and lashes out against the unsuspecting sender of the original text. Friendships have been severed and spouses have been murdered due to such trivial matters. It's amazing we are all still alive to read this bit of nonsense.

Upon reading and misunderstanding his wife's text, he fell into a fit of text rage, throwing his cell phone across the room and watching it smash into pieces.

by buggerritt October 25, 2012

stalk-texting

What people do when they first start texting you. Gets annoying to BOTH of the people.

Joe: Hey it's Joe
Bob: Oh hey
Joe: So do you um, like videogames?
Bob: yeah.
Joe: Football?
Joe: Baseball?
Five minutes later...
Joe: Play any sports?
Next day....
Bob: Stop stalk-texting me.
Joe: ikr?

by xevilivex October 21, 2011

Text to Speechlexia

When using Google's Android text to speech and the text is wrong but you send it anyway. This can be done on purpose or by accident.

Guy 1: "Why did you text me 'I'm gonna do your girlfriend.'"?
Guy 2: "I meant to text you 'Do you want to go to the ballgame.'".
Guy 1: "Ok, cool lol, I was gonna kick your ass".
Guy 2: "It must have been text to speechlexia".

by jkherbz April 23, 2010