Dutch Windmill

When you fart in front of a fan to gas someone standing downwind. Also works outside with directional gusts.
Audrey farted in front of the office fan and gave me a Dutch Windmill.
by dong slayer October 13, 2009
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dutch stranger

A sexual masturbatory technique where you sit on your hand until it is numb, then place your hand on your penis and have another person manually move your hand so it stimulates your penis
"I walked into the bathroom and saw that Jenna was giving Joey the dutch stranger with no shirt on."
by ShiggityShanks December 25, 2008
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Dutch Mudflap

When you finger your own anus, then slide the feces between your partners labia.
“Oh my God, I can’t believe Luke gave me Dutch Mudflaps

Promise me you won’t Dutch Mudflap me again!”
by rai7ins May 20, 2020
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dutch-handcuffs

the art of double fisting a woman, a fist in each hole. thusly resembling human handcuffs.

originated in holland
el gringos mum is a dutch handcuff
by banjo November 05, 2004
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double dutch

n.:
A style of jump-rope, where two ropes are moved counter to one another. One person stands on each end of the whirling rope-complex, and a third person jumps in the middle of them.

Double dutch requires significantly more concentration than standard jump roping.
Wow, I haven't done double dutch since I was 4.
by Wingchild September 13, 2003
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dutch hat

Famed for being mentioned on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, a Dutch Hat is when your partner wears a toy windmill on their head and you urinate on the windmill causing it to spin.

Traditionally the urinator would wear wooden shoes as to not step in his own urine.
"Jodie, your hair looks greasy today, didn't you shower?"

"Not since my boyfriend gave me the old Dutch Hat."
by Golliher July 23, 2012
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Dutch handshake

Kicking someone in the chest, especially in an otherwise nonviolent context such as a sports event like the World Cup final match between the Netherlands and Spain in 2010.
De Jong should have been red carded for the Dutch handshake he gave Alonso in the final. What scum.
by skyslysky July 11, 2010
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