Refers to users of any number of PDAs (e.g. iPhone, iPod, Blackberry) that use them while in motion; this causes aberrant behaviors in the walking cycle.
The ability to text or read messages while maintaining the necessary sensory input to respond to the world around you is extremely difficult if not impossible. Users often accelerate and decelerate in a manner that seems random to those around them. This makes iPod Sloths a danger to themselves and other.
Hazards include: People (still or in motion, in front or behind), Light Posts, Parking Meters, Traffic
The ability to text or read messages while maintaining the necessary sensory input to respond to the world around you is extremely difficult if not impossible. Users often accelerate and decelerate in a manner that seems random to those around them. This makes iPod Sloths a danger to themselves and other.
Hazards include: People (still or in motion, in front or behind), Light Posts, Parking Meters, Traffic
Well officer,
This girl was such an iPod Sloth that she ran into 3 people waiting at the crosswalk, then walked right into traffic without noticing, and never stopped texting!
This girl was such an iPod Sloth that she ran into 3 people waiting at the crosswalk, then walked right into traffic without noticing, and never stopped texting!
by Pixel Fiend January 14, 2011
a race of robots from the future that evolved from the Apple iPOD. These large iPOD shaped androids eventually enslave the human race and force them to do hard labour while whipping the humans with their huge white hi-fidelity earbuds...
by squinty-mcgee November 19, 2007
Me: Dude, I was listening to King Crimson last night and I got iPod jacked.
You: That shit's fucked.
Me: Yeah man, Never Shout Never can suck my balls.
You: That shit's fucked.
Me: Yeah man, Never Shout Never can suck my balls.
by swanneh January 25, 2010
person 1 "oh god sarah is really having a bad case of ipod ear"
person 2 "yeah no one can hit the high note in "Don't stop Believing"
person 2 "yeah no one can hit the high note in "Don't stop Believing"
by urbankid321 September 27, 2009
when your ipod has gotten a lot of music downloaded to it. other terms include "whore ipod" or a case of "ipod obesity"
- hey man what are you doing??
:im dowloading all the beatles music onto my ipod! 255 songs!!!
- dang!! your going to have one fat ipod!
:im dowloading all the beatles music onto my ipod! 255 songs!!!
- dang!! your going to have one fat ipod!
by dusek leptir August 10, 2009
A type of job that is repetitive, redundant, and takes no talent at all. most common example would be sign twirling.
by Bl-McC May 16, 2009
An overpriced piece of shit made by Apple. Known for being slow as fuck, blurry ass camera, screens shattering, for having really little RAM, a buggy OS, and broken touch screens in a month.
Faggot: Hey I got an iPod Touch!
Me: Fuck that piece of shit, I have a Google Nexus 7 with Android 4.1 bitch!
Faggot: *goes and cries*
Me: Fuck that piece of shit, I have a Google Nexus 7 with Android 4.1 bitch!
Faggot: *goes and cries*
by Rangahatimamangoyumterumgai August 18, 2012