houston lemonade

The act of a person peeing in one's mouth then the person with the piss in their mouth spits the piss in the other person's asshole and uses it as lube.

Me and my girlfriend did a houston lemonade last night, so wet!!!!

by Houston lemonade May 6, 2024

Houston lemonade

The act of a person peeing in one's mouth then the person with the piss in their mouth spits the piss in the other person's asshole and uses it as lube.

Me and my girlfriend did a houston lemonade last night, so wet!!!!

by Houston lemonade May 6, 2024

Houston Windshield Wiper

Cumming on somebodies face and wiping it off with your dick

Dude I gave that bitch a Houston Windshield Wiper fr

by R.L Stien August 12, 2024

Housin

1) When you do/say something as a joke.

2) when you do/say something spontaneously because of a certain mood

1) Ada: "You look stupid and I hope you choke on your pillowcase. Haha, I'm just housin!"

2) Brendon: "WHY DID YOU BURN MY HOUSE TO THE GROUND!!"

Melissa: "I'm just housin lol."

by MoutainMike August 15, 2024

Houston Hotpot

Get some gerbils, peanut butter, a Morningstar, saran wrap, a car battery, and a shit ton of electrical wire. Sit on one, insert another orally then rush to connect the wires to the battery while spinning to cover up completely with cellulose wrap.

Phil thinks he's getting wierd this weekend, but only reinvented the Houston Hotpot

by Estebe January 17, 2025

housetwink

a housetwink is a housewife but instead of a traditional woman, it’s a twink who cooks meals for his top.

Thanks for dinner, you’re such a good Housetwink.

by Jewd_ February 22, 2025

Houston Hype House

A place where girls who have nowhere better to live come crash for a year or seven. Features cinnamon milky floors, oily dishes and you'll never feel lonely because there are so many cockroaches you can become friends with.

I have no idea what to do with my life... should I just join the Houston Hype House?

by InternPTN March 30, 2025