The Holiday Season 

A combination of Christmas, Hanukka, Kwanzaa and Ramadan all in one period of time

In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it ‘Christmas’ and went to church; the Jews called it ‘Hanukka’ and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say ‘Merry Christmas!’ or ‘Happy Hanukka!’ or (to the atheists) ‘Look out for the wall!’ ~Dave Barry

The Holiday Season by ninjacow December 25, 2010

Mexican holiday 

The act of getting fucked up on tequila and weed like a Mexican, and going to work.

Tom: Hey, Lyle fucked up the expense reports for this week.

Leeroy: Well it's no surprise, he's on a Mexican holiday.

Tom: Oh yeah, he just had sex with my secretary.

Mexican holiday by rutherford the dominator September 6, 2011

Post-Holiday Hangover 

A feeling of depression or overall melancholy when the Holiday season has passed, having to go back to work and/or school is a major factor in Post-Holiday hangover symptoms.

John: "Hey, do you know where Phil's at?"

Susan: "Ah, he told me he was calling in sick today. post-holiday hangover got the best of him, I suppose."

Post-Holiday Hangover by venom5517 January 3, 2011

extended holiday syndrome 

A bodily state which mainly affects high school students, although it could apply to anyone of any age. Symptoms include nausea, random headaches, feeling lightheaded, feeling worthless, useless, lacking motivation, having no sense of direction, and decreased stool. Usually caused by someone having a holiday lasting more than one week, something like winter or spring break, and having said individual being a lazy teenager and not leaving the house. Video games on all day, movies being watched alone, excessive fapping, uncontrolled snacking, all a result of laziness. poor excuses may be made where the individual needs to "rest" because of the long school year. Just leave the house, get some fresh air, see some friends, and symptoms will lessen.

me: *waking up* holy shit it's already 3 pm? wtf am i doing with my life? I didn't even drink yet I feel hungover? I must have extended holiday syndrome. I need to get the fuck outta here

(texting a friend): fuck me i've fapped seven times today. what do I do now???
(friend): man.. i just want to go back to school now

extended holiday syndrome by chinesemofo March 29, 2013

Amateur Holiday 

A day that has some legitimate meaning behind it (New Years Eve, St. Patricks Day, etc.) but is instead known for lightweights and drunk d-bags who drink more than they should and get sloppy drunk because its "cool man!" St. Patricks Day is such an Amateur Holiday.

On St. Patrick's Day I wanted to have some corned beef and a few green beers but every bar and restaurant was filled with sloppy drunk people in their 20s to 50s who cant hold their liquor. St Patricks day is a textbook Amateur Holiday.

Amateur Holiday by LZ 822 April 23, 2014

gangsters holiday 

Going to Jail/Prison

Where a gangster might take an extended stay

"Where's carl?"
"He got caught selling dime bags.. he on a gangsters holiday now"
"Oh word... they really gotta decriminalize that ish"

gangsters holiday by kultbae September 2, 2017

chinese holiday 

Escaping from the need to do any work at your desk by going to hide in the toilet without needing to use it.

"Where's Keith?"
"He looked pretty stressed earlier. Reckon he's fucked off for a Chinese holiday."

chinese holiday by Lewis Hogan November 3, 2017