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cadillac hippy

Someone who claims to hippy, but drives an expensive car; such as a cadillac. I suppose you could consider it an oxymoron.
There goes that cadillac hippy again.
by XLR8TIN October 9, 2008
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Chapped hips

Banging an old woman, a granny, so hard you break or fracture her hips.
Man I was fucking that GILF so hard last night, I swear I left her with chapped hips.
by DivineJustice November 19, 2010
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Paradoxial Hipster

a person who is a hipster simply because everyone else is therefore contradicting themselves.
Person 1: "I want to be a hipster like everyone else!"
Person 2: "Sounds like a Paradoxial Hipster!"
by hipsterjoe May 6, 2011
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Serpaco Hipster

A Hipster who has gone so far down the rabbit hole he/she can't tell if they are being ironic anymore.

Defined by the Gentlemen Scumbags podcasts hosts Mike Burns, Mike Bridenstine and guest Kyle Kinane.
That Serpaco Hipster can't tell if he likes wearing those cartoon sunglasses and doing the chaleston, but he's in too deep to stop.

Gary's gone Serpaco Hipster on us, he's trying to bring back oversized dumbells and full body bathing suits.
by EgoManiacs February 15, 2012
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mall hipster

see mallgoth/mall goth

obnoxious, rich teenage girls who blindly follow the hipster trend, thinking they're incredibly original. they listen to grouplove, one direction, lana del rey, the smiths, young the giant, and walk the moon. they can easily be spotted by long, straightened hair, a nose piercing, an iphone 4s, and an urban outfitters top that says "free spirit" or something.
person a: omg look at those mallgoths what is this, 2004?
person b: not half as bad as those mall hipsters
by judgementalandpretentious July 13, 2012
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northwoods hipster

A hipster that prefers flannel or some type of long-sleeved overshirt with a "lumberjack" or tartan design, has a beard and "nerdy" black glasses, is probably tattooed, and who has extensive knowledge of single-speed bicycles. A blend between a hipster and a dirtster; more the former than the latter. The northwoods hipster is quite popular in Minneapolis, MN. They are typically spotted at organic foods stores such as Whole Foods.
Image of a "northwoods hipster": Picture a slimmed down Zach Galifianakis wearing tartan and riding a single-speed bike.
by manroy August 19, 2012
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new hippy

New version of hippy, more modern. #MODSUN

MOD SUN created new hippy's
MOD SUN is the first new hippy as well as the founder of the word.
by MOD SUN<3 October 20, 2013
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