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Russian Hat

A Russian Hat refers to the act of taking a dump in the hood of someone's hoodie and pulling it up over their head.
"Hey Billy, I just gave Matt a Russian Hat"
by dodgypigeon March 12, 2021
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may i take your hat sir

As one of the greatest philosophers of this generation, Patrick Star, uttered yet another magnificent phrase of wisdom. Growing up in a poor family, Mr. Star was forced to take on many low income jobs, where he must take hats in a dignified and sophisticated manner. The hat in this famous spoken poetry that Mr. Star would take from these men, actually was a symbol that he used to represent the struggle of diligent working men with large families and low income. Mr. Star is currently running for president in the United States presidential election 2016.
"You mean like a weenie? Ok! May I take your hat sir? May I take your HAT, sir? May I tak-"
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The hat fic

An extremely disturbing fanfiction which involves YouTubers Danisnotonfire (Dan Howell) and AmazingPhil (Phil Lester).

In this fanfic, Phil buys a hamster, but then wakes up in a room, to a naked Dan. Dan proceeds to kill the hamster, making Phil drink it's blood along with Dan's own semen. The fan fiction goes on disturbingly, and unless you want to vomit all over yourself, I suggest you not read it.
Girl 1: omg have you read the hat fic?

Girl 2: omfg yes it is so disturbing I can't believe Dan Howell did that
by ShadowSong April 7, 2015
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Polish hat trick

Shootgun 1 beer , do a shot of vodka and rail of cocaine. They all have to be done one after another
U acting like a little bitch , why dont u do a polish hat trick and see if u can turn your self around...
by Honey badger 275 July 1, 2018
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2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat

When a guy's fat gut is so huge it resembles a hippopotamus head ... it therefore must be a hippopotamus that only has 2 legs and has purchased itself a lovely man's head for a hat (probably not such a lovely hat given the size of the gut)
Wtf? Is that a 2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat?
by Big Poppa Mills December 3, 2020
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go shit in your hat

An acceptable way to tell someone to F--k off or go to hell!
by MisfitBandit72 June 5, 2016
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And that's on Perry's Hat

When something is so true and undeniable that it has to be put on something as important as the great hat of Perry the Platypus.
Sophia: Bro this hw is mad wack this teacher is fake af …and that's on Perry's Hat
by sophlove193 September 20, 2019
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