2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock

Balls, testicles, sac, scotum

Man she massaged my balls like 2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock

by Guy June 18, 2006

sh*tty hard one

a homo's dick; especially after homo sex

hey fag get ur shitty hard one outta my face

by reggieli December 14, 2004

Try Hard

A typical, so called Try-Hard, is somebody who thinks is realy good at a game that is being played, but in reality this person is most-likely the worst player (of the team), even though he\she is attempting to be the best and is putting the most effort into the game...

Basketball might be a good example for a Try Hard, this person makes a 3 pointer once in a while, but in general he\she is awfully bad\sucks at the game !

by Julz June 11, 2014

on the booze hard

Someone who is an alcoholic. Someone who drinks a lot and very often, even during the day. Someone who is drunk all the time.

Girl 1: Hey can I sleep over at your house tonight?
Girl 2: Not tonight. You know my mom is on the booze hard. She'll be passed out.

by Ney Ney K. October 9, 2008

twigh-hard

a borderline obsessed fan of the twighlight saga, both the books and movie series; word comes from combining the words "twighlight" and "die-hard".

Look, Sarah wore her "I <3 Edward Cullen t-shirt" for the third time this week. She's such a twigh-hard.

by BLueHeArT13579011 July 20, 2010

two hard

A phrase which, in the realm of slang, is not grammatically incorrect. Just means, "hard x2."

Phat: Man, I hate thinking up examples.

Peewee Herman: Yeah, it's two hard.

by bbnreally November 9, 2010

Tumbl too hard

When your Tumblr dashboard makes you jizz your pants.Usually used by people with a lot of porn on their Tumblr dashboard.

Tom:Bill,what's with the stain on your pants?
Bill:Tom,I went on Tumblr today...
Tom:Goddammit Bill,did you tumbl too hard again?

by Wing Kalas March 9, 2014