Sausage Hamper

A homosexual act between two or more males. Were the penis is inserted into the rectum of the other participants.

I want to put my sock in your Sausage Hamper.

by hotforbrock March 4, 2011

New Hampshire

(adj) irrelevant

Teacher: Now let's move on to the topic of --
Student: DEEZ NUTS
Teacher: that was so New Hampshire of you

by thatsagrapegrape September 19, 2020

Hamhock

A chic who is a very, very good lay!

I hooked up with this chic Mandy lastnight!
What a Hamhock!

by dixiedog November 16, 2003

Hampden Sydney College

It is the home of the emotionally and mentally challenged. Only rich, pompous, faggy fucknuts attend because they are too stupid to be admitted into any other school that is inhabited solely by trust-fund cunts such as Harvard, Princeton, and USC. The only real difference between HSC and the others listed is that the HSC population is entirely homosexual. Seersucker pants, polo shirts with popped collars, and that HSC is an all male college are the greatest indicators to the incredible amount of pompous homosexuality of all who inhabit HSC. God hates HSC and every person that goes there needs to be beaten down with a rusty shovel being that it would be a favor to mankind.

EXAMPLE 1
hey, are you a pompous homosexual who wears seersucker pants and polo shirts with popped collars?

yeah

you are a huge fag. you go to Hampden Sydney College don't you?

why yes i do

EXAMPLE 2
hey, i beat off onto my cereal every morning.

do you go to hsc?

yes, yes i do

by jinglesmaster9k January 11, 2009

Hampden-Sydney

This a very interesting school to say the least. It is one of the last all-male (mainly gay) colleges in the USA. However, If you are gay, dont think you will be accepted here. HS only accepted you if your a rich mo-fo. Normally, the qualifications for admission are: 1). 1.0 GPA; 700 on SATs 2.) neo-con Bush lover 3.) From the South 4.) Having parents give the school a 35 Million $ gym. If you dont met these requirements, you will get your ass gang raped so take warning!

Frosh UVA student: Yo man! Who the hell is that stupid noob? He just touched that brother's ass!

Senior UVA student: I dont know man....Oh snap! He one of those gay dumd shits from that rich ass Hampden-Sydney place. I heard He had such a good ass pounding last week, he bled for 2 days!

Frosh UVA student: Yo..wtf? Those peps at HS are MAD BROKEBACK!!

by J.Smith October 25, 2006

hampster

n. Small, squeaking individual with tendencies towards megalomania.

'Why is the hampster sulking now?'

by uninvolved April 17, 2003

Hamhock

A sheet of netted or sheet material you tie between two vertical objects and lie in to relax.

"Dude, I'm gonna take this fruity cocktail over to the palm trees and lie in the hamhock."

by aioue April 30, 2009