by Dragongorp March 18, 2024
Get the gorpmaxxing mug.A person who associates with the Mormon religion, is queer, is a terrorist in many different countries, has nine wives and one husband, and does scamming for a part time job, washes their mouth out with orange juice after brushing their teeth.
by Obama Ben Ladene March 20, 2024
Get the Gorperist mug.A human-like being, that is similar to a vampire. With or 20% god DNA and or 80% human DNA. Alpha or first generation godpyres are Born when a god possesses a human and then has a child with a human. Unlike a demigod which is Born when a god descends to earth in physical form and has a child with a human
by Johnny Galaxy April 1, 2024
Get the Godpyre/godpire mug.the sweetest boy you'll ever meet with moon-round blue eyes and pure unadulterated cuteness. he will always cry for you and never wants to hurt anybody's feelings. hyper-intellectual, he outacademia'd academia in 4th grade and became the most anti-academic academic known to mankind. if you say he is the smartest person you know he will correct you to ensure you know he doesn't believe in the intellectual stratification of society. if i was a slave in 1800 he would def save me.
you might find him in a sun-bathed forest of records, listening to big star. he can juggle a socca ball like no tomorrow. no one likes to see him sad. his mama loves him and he is the best big/lil brother. everyone invites him everywhere, but he always says no, it's like dragging a whale onto an airplane.
he defeated toxic masculinity at age four then went on to just be a straight g for no particular reason at all. for unknown reasons he will randomly start eating vomit meals with crazy enthusiasm like anchovies over pasta, but you have to just leave him be because his name is gordy and lots of girls want to be with him (you're #37 take a look). the only status fatale i'll ever meet
has a sophisticated sense of style and taste. be careful because he will roast you and he DOES NOT CARE if you do not get his humor right away. gordy is an angel boy. the more you compliment him the more he tells you not to hit him with that #glaze but it's just facts!
i would def name my son gordon and call him gordy
you might find him in a sun-bathed forest of records, listening to big star. he can juggle a socca ball like no tomorrow. no one likes to see him sad. his mama loves him and he is the best big/lil brother. everyone invites him everywhere, but he always says no, it's like dragging a whale onto an airplane.
he defeated toxic masculinity at age four then went on to just be a straight g for no particular reason at all. for unknown reasons he will randomly start eating vomit meals with crazy enthusiasm like anchovies over pasta, but you have to just leave him be because his name is gordy and lots of girls want to be with him (you're #37 take a look). the only status fatale i'll ever meet
has a sophisticated sense of style and taste. be careful because he will roast you and he DOES NOT CARE if you do not get his humor right away. gordy is an angel boy. the more you compliment him the more he tells you not to hit him with that #glaze but it's just facts!
i would def name my son gordon and call him gordy
by racedaypsyche April 10, 2024
Get the Gordy mug.Someone who "mines" the good stuff out of the gorp on outdoor trips, leaving nothing but peanuts and raisins. In context, the term "miner" is also used as they are usually eating gorp when their behavior is noticed. Gorp stands for Good Old Raisins and Peanuts. Crap is a more modern term as it stands for Candy, Raisins And Peanuts, though this term is less well know.
by Shadyme June 24, 2024
Get the Gorp Miner mug.Giving your homie so devious backshots that his rectum rips open like a bag of chips. Then you start shoveling his intestines
"Yeah man i went to my homies crib and we really started gorpshulping"
"Yeah i gorpshulp once in a while but it doesn't make me gay"
"Yeah i gorpshulp once in a while but it doesn't make me gay"
by J-Trappy69420 November 24, 2024
Get the Gorpshulping mug.Yo, I was scrolling through instagram reels gooning, and I saw the most foul thing that got me bricked, so I started gorping.
by Flickerjelqer November 27, 2024
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