Glass crushing

To crush, gush, swoon or otherwise fall all over one's self for Ira Glass of This American Life.

Uh-oh, turn off the radio. She's Glass crushing again.

by snarfgarble April 4, 2013

glass witch

1. a very rude, very basic individual that you can see right through, often associated with a basic bitch

2. also refers to someone who is a bitch but has never been caught in the act of being said bitch, thus being clear as glass of blame of their behaviour

3. also refers to a bitch/ rude person specifically female that sells meth (highest grade of meth (glass grade))

1. there is no point talking to her she is a glass witch

2. you can never catch her in the act, she's a glass witch

3. bro, that hoe sells the best shit, too bad she's a glass witch

by butterpat April 21, 2015

Stained Glass

1. Immediately after baking a Strawberry Shortcake, insert index and middle fingers into the pussy

2. Drill fingers in and out until they develop a web
3. Draw fingers out, leaving only the tips in

4. Spread fingers open

5. Take a look through the Stained Glass

As I peered through the Stained Glass, I accidentally coughed and blew a Chinese Weather Balloon

by TheWarOnSilence February 18, 2023

Glass Nigger

A nigger made of glass or participates in making others out of glass, like when you push em over they shatter like a real nigger does but he just steals your bike instead of smashing glass.

Tyson "Ay yo look, it's a glass nigger!"
Furb "That's my dad you rock nigger!"

by I say ni- January 6, 2021

skin glasses

The act of wearing a penis on your face like sunglasses.

Im feeling frisky. Time to get the skin glasses out.

I wear my skin glasses at night before sex, before sex.

by boricuahippie September 7, 2015

gogy glasses

round, retro glasses commonly worn by a brit twitch streamer, GeorgeNotFound

look! it’s the gogy glasses!

by g.cinnamon January 17, 2021

bitch glasses

Giant oversized glasses that girls wear

That chick has her bitch glasses on

by LlamaMomma January 19, 2018