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Glass Boxed

In the middle of TSA checkpoints are glass booths.

These booths are where they make you wait if you require further screening. If you have attitude they keep you there till you miss your flight.
Did you see that lady with the nice rack? The TSA glass boxed her for 20 minutes.
by Paul E. Ester December 2, 2010
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Google Glass

Something that was once heavily talked (and criticized) about around 2013-2015 but quickly dwindled from the public's eye after that.

Almost nobody remembers Google Glass anymore, that is unless you randomly happen to stumble upon it by chance and all the memories start flushing back. And if you do remember, Google Glass was honestly quite ahead of its time. It really feels more like a futuristic tech you'd expect to see today than back in 2013.

Hell, now that I think about it, Google Glass is a MUCH more better and useful concept than Zuckerberg's lousy Metaverse.

I read some of the definitions of 'glasshole'; yes, privacy would be a central problem to the Glass, however to be quite frank, to think you can identify some random girl and instantly pull up their FB is pure science-fiction. Perhaps a bit more feasible now, but def not possible back in 2013. Today, the concern is still privacy, but it's on the other end of the horseshoe; not for the privacy of others but of yourself. Zuckerberg's Metaverse (and the entirety of Facebook) is a FAR more heinous offense to privacy than Google Glass.

But overall, the pros of the Google Glass heavily overshadows the con(cern)s. I would LOVE to have an HUD with me at all times, where I can see the time and weather. I honestly hope Google Glass can make a comeback in the 2020s. Just note that if Google made a new one, it would prove far more capable of these privacy-breaking features as todays silicon chips are over 500% faster.
Kevin: Hey remember back when Google had that cool futuristic glasses, forgot what it's called
Eric: The Google Glass??
Kevin: Yeeee
Eric: Holy shit that was such a long time ago, I literally forgot about its existence until now.

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Millennial: Hey remember Google Glass?
Zoomer: Google what?
Millennial: Never mind, you're too young to remember...
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glass witch

1. a very rude, very basic individual that you can see right through, often associated with a basic bitch

2. also refers to someone who is a bitch but has never been caught in the act of being said bitch, thus being clear as glass of blame of their behaviour

3. also refers to a bitch/ rude person specifically female that sells meth (highest grade of meth (glass grade))
1. there is no point talking to her she is a glass witch

2. you can never catch her in the act, she's a glass witch

3. bro, that hoe sells the best shit, too bad she's a glass witch
by butterpat April 21, 2015
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Glass Nigger

A nigger made of glass or participates in making others out of glass, like when you push em over they shatter like a real nigger does but he just steals your bike instead of smashing glass.
Tyson "Ay yo look, it's a glass nigger!"
Furb "That's my dad you rock nigger!"
by I say ni- January 6, 2021
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Glass crushing

To crush, gush, swoon or otherwise fall all over one's self for Ira Glass of This American Life.
Uh-oh, turn off the radio. She's Glass crushing again.
by snarfgarble April 4, 2013
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glass eff

When you're in a formal situation and can't show someone the finger so you correct your glasses with it showing that to the person
He was destroying my arguments in the debate so I repeated glass effed him until he committed noobicide.
by TheCla$hster December 31, 2015
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gogy glasses

round, retro glasses commonly worn by a brit twitch streamer, GeorgeNotFound
look! it’s the gogy glasses!
by g.cinnamon January 17, 2021
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