dad fucker

mother fucker, but for dads because equality.

short form: df
#feminism

what's up dad fucker?

by crl1nsab1tch May 21, 2021

Ditch Fucker

The act in which the grilfriends family is home and you can not have sex in the house, so you find the nearest ditch in a soccer field and fuck the woman there lasting a grand smacking total of 7 minutes.

"Damn your parents are home"
" we can go to the fields, i know a great ditch"
*7 minutes later: man creams all over the women's wide vagina and leaves*

That is a Ditch Fucker

by ragerinthemorning June 2, 2011

Hobbit fucker

Someone who enjoys fucking hobbits or someone who fucks hobbits to loose calories.

Jim: That girl is such a hobbit fucker.
Alex: Yeah but I heard she lost 4,000 calories after fucking with a hobbit for 10 minutes.

by ster344 December 27, 2014

Cousin Fucker

A cousin fucker is usually known as someone from Kentucky. We've all heard stories of people from Kentucky fucking their cousins come on now get real.

I am from Kentucky and they call me a cousin fucker!

by REALHOODNIBBA July 22, 2018

Smash Fuckers

When you or someone gets so angry that you go on a rampage and hit everyone and everything in the way until you or that person feels better or has run out of energy.

I am so fucking pissed... im gonna smash fuckers!!!

Im going to smash fuckers until i find my cell phone.

by P.rat February 24, 2010

Newcomer Fucker

Generally a male that attends conventions, self help meetings, church, Scientology, AA, etc. and engages new attendees in sexual activity. Typically this person will make use of the new members euphoric sense of being accepted into the group to get into their pants.

Suzie made it to three meetings before newcomer fucker got to her.

by devestment October 11, 2009

Sunday Fucker

White suburban couples whose sex life is reduced to fucking only on Sundays.

Bob and Mary are Sunday fuckers

by Aaron Eunice December 14, 2014