frosty balloons

An STD, transmitted in gay sex, in which the male inhibitor's testicles will turn blue and will become deceptible to frost bite, and even will grow tiny icicles, which in term will result in lots of pain.

Man 1: Shit dude, I think I got frosty balloons.
Man 2: You should go to a doctor before it gets worse....
Man1: Yeah, I should.

by ThePubicHairManic July 3, 2016

Frosty shower

When a girl squirts in sun zero conditions (Siberia) and as it gushed out it covers you in a slushy like consistency

I love it when my girlfriend gives me a frosty shower

by Frostydyl August 27, 2022

Frosty's dick

Small dick

Friend: My best friend got Frosty's dick
Me: That's sad, I got Dark's dick (very big alpha cock)

by kai lol April 21, 2022

SAD FROSTY

After you and a chick rail a gram of Molly and wait 2 days to get depressed then you and your limp dick attempt to jerk off on her face.

Did you hear Harry and Sharleen had crazy molly night last Saturday and got together Tuesday and he gave her a sad frosty on her depressed face

by Ryan Rocko January 18, 2022

Vanilla Frosty

A white conservative who gives you the cold shoulder after having their (theo)logical fallacies called out.

After having her ridiculous beliefs challenged, Aunt Karen became a Vanilla Frosty.

by doombuggy69 February 3, 2023

frosty feltch

When you are horny and hungry combine a Wendys Frosty with your partner's pussy or asshole then drink it out with a straw.

I want to give you a Frosty Feltch, Gabi.

Feltch Frosty Creampie Wendys Porn Booty

by TheJu March 17, 2017

Frosty Joey

The act of a man wrapping his foreskin around a bomb pop, as such of a baby kangaroo

I heard Frank never recovered from the frosty joey he performed for Nicole last week

by dirtydalt September 5, 2021