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frosty claw

when you dip your hand in ice and grab a ballsack causing shrinkage
frosty claw can happen at the doctors office during a physical
by optimus dick August 25, 2009
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Frosty Crotch

The medical condition that results from using a redneck air conditioner for too long.

Symptoms include:

Shivering
Severe agitation
An impatience to arrive at the destination
A temporary hatred for the car's owner

Generally, this condition comes around when riding in a friend's car, and they have assorted junk, change, and trinkets stuffed in all the cupholders except their own.

This condition is known to affect men more than women.
"Jerry for the love of all that is right in this world, clear out your cupholders! This milkshake is giving me frosty crotch!"
by The Irish God April 13, 2010
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Frosty Blumpkin

When you get Iced while receiving a Blumpkin
I was lucky enough to talk my girl into a Blumpkin the other day and she iced me. She hit with me with he Frosty Blumpkin
by PickloPete June 13, 2015
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Frosty the Snowman

A Coast Guard hazing ritual in which the crew of boat masturbate into the coxswain's hat and the newest crew member must wear it. The dripping semen makes it appear he/she is melting. It's also called a "Sticky Stuz."
We're getting a new man aboard today. Get Skip's hat for the Frosty the Snowman.
You mean the Sticky Stuz?
by Wells Hungly July 20, 2016
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Frostie Syndrome

A person in the depths of white cider alcoholism with an inability to control their actions.

Symtoms include;

memory loss, incontinence, involuntary bowel movement & a serious case of 'the fear'

Full blown syndrome is achieved with 3litres of the tasty fizzy beverage
Man, I was soo in the depths of frostie syndrome last night i was given a handjob while listening to Susan Boyle
by Yesbrodude December 6, 2015
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frosty moustache

When a gay man releases his specimen on his partner's moustache, giving it a fantastic frosty coating.
Guy 1: So how'd it go with Bruce last night?
Guy 2: What a night! First we had dinner, and then we went to his place and I got an amazing a frosty moustache!
by HippityHoff March 10, 2016
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Frosty Penguin

When you put biofreeze on your male genitalia and then participate in sexual intercorse.
Hey tom! Have you done the frosty penguin with your girl?
by Dicknanagins II January 6, 2019
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