Frosty Crotch

The medical condition that results from using a redneck air conditioner for too long.

Symptoms include:

Shivering
Severe agitation
An impatience to arrive at the destination
A temporary hatred for the car's owner

Generally, this condition comes around when riding in a friend's car, and they have assorted junk, change, and trinkets stuffed in all the cupholders except their own.

This condition is known to affect men more than women.

"Jerry for the love of all that is right in this world, clear out your cupholders! This milkshake is giving me frosty crotch!"

by The Irish God April 13, 2010

frosty cloud

Eating a pinch full of Frosted Flakes and filling your mouth with whipped cream.

P.S .:While High:.

Dude this feels like a frosty cloud..!

by Oliverz2 August 22, 2020

Frosty Boi

jared jensen when he goes snowboarding

“Jared looked like a frosty boi after snowboarding all day”

by notleahv February 21, 2018

Vanilla Frosty

(N) A person who has different thoughts and feelings than others in a group that causes him to be self-conscious and is ill-tempered. Often results in fights the conforming group.

Damn, that agro redhead just fought that kid, must have chosen a vanilla frosty instead of chocolate, loser.

by yard sale August 26, 2013

Texas Frosty

When a man blows his load into his partners belly button, and then he licks his own load out of the partners belly button!

WOW! The only way to get through these long nights at the hospital is to enjoy a Texas Frosty!

by Gas Station HotDog July 7, 2016

frosty claw

when you dip your hand in ice and grab a ballsack causing shrinkage

frosty claw can happen at the doctors office during a physical

by optimus dick August 25, 2009

Frosty the Snowman

A Coast Guard hazing ritual in which the crew of boat masturbate into the coxswain's hat and the newest crew member must wear it. The dripping semen makes it appear he/she is melting. It's also called a "Sticky Stuz."

We're getting a new man aboard today. Get Skip's hat for the Frosty the Snowman.
You mean the Sticky Stuz?

by Wells Hungly July 20, 2016