France

A mystical place where every word sounds the same ,everybody eats baguette, and is in six out of the seven continents.

Person 1: I think that guy is speaking another language

Person 2: He's speaking English but he's from France

French guy: Baguette

by notbarakobama October 11, 2020

There is a France

Typically the words of horror, hearing this come out from anybody's yapping mouth can instantly trigger mental sanity loss because of their believing in this country. This is also Scary Fact #67.

French Guy - "Hey, did you know that There is a France?"
German Guy - "NO NO NO NO ONOO NOONO NONONO NOOOOO"

by The Local Tax Agent June 4, 2024

Freaks of France

the freaks of world history E block

Frankie lovers

Dude the freaks of france just were in a 24 hour fuck sesh.

by missyterious March 9, 2022

France

Literal hell, don't go there

"Hey man, I just went to France"
"Did you meet the devil while you were there?"
"Yessir"

by Iknowuripaddress,sostoptalking May 22, 2023

France

The centre of every joke the world has ever made. The President is also a jokeman and they like stealing fish

"france"
hahahahaha

by giggity500 February 4, 2022

France

A country that always surrender even though the military is very strong

Some guy from France: German tourists we surrender!

by Your Local FBI agent May 23, 2021

Vincent From France

Dark. Edgy. Brutal and cruel. Will freeze the sun and cover the earth in darkness. Lock your doors. Turn around. He is behind you.

But he's also very sweet and cool and amazing if you get to know him.

Vincent From France is so amazing but scary too, watch out.

by Gumchew July 14, 2021