Toasted Rooster

Someone who becomes talkative when they're high.

I'm totally a toasted rooster when I get high.

by ChenTRPR January 24, 2021

rooster smashed

the state of which one is completely high and intoxicated. typically said in southern US.

Earl, I done got the stuff, let's get rooster smashed.

by ptwitchypyrate March 4, 2012

Roostered

Verb: being FUBAR beyond your own willingness and comprehension.

Dude was so roostered he didn’t remember the sheriffs came.

by Steady_1 November 23, 2023

rooster ring

A discreet term referring to male sexual device known as a cock ring. A term that was originated on the fly as a chamber maid discovered her employer Mr. Fargos apparatus that helps enduce the swelling of phallic member in hopes to not give away the otherwise well known description that being the infamous "cock ring."

Oh my Mr. Fargo as I was vacuuming thine tool room I almost ran over your rooster ring which belongs on the nightstand sire! Oh my that would have been quite the predicament indeed ! Oh bless thy keen senses.

by 40ozwarrior July 24, 2022

Singing to the rooster

The act of oral sex

She liked singing to the rooster all night

by Exbublhed July 24, 2021

Blow job rooster

A girlfriend, boyfriend, or sexual partner who wakes you up by performing fellatio (dome, blow job, sucking D) on you.

Damn, you're lucky af! I wish I had a blow job rooster, I wake up hard anyway.

by NMLobokid September 24, 2016

Roosters in the hen house

Straight men at a lesbian bar

Hey Becky, what are those guys doing here?

Becky: Oh they're just roosters in the hen house

by llameboy July 6, 2018