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fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm

A fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm is the stoned on Maui Wowie, popper-bating, kind of orgasm a guy has when he masturbates with a fleshlight like I'm going to do tonight.
by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020
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fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm

A fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he jacks off with a fleshlight while he's smoking weed and blows his load into it.
I smoked some mish-mican and gave myself an awesome fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm!
by USAF Cadet September 18, 2020
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luscious scoops of flesh

oh yoozzz jusss jealusss of my luscious scoops of flesh you skank.
by B Dog May 26, 2006
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flesh

Your flesh looks appetizing, Clarice.
by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 27, 2003
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flesh clarinet

a penis, a phallus, a meat whistle, one's crank
she played my flesh clarinet last night while we were watching TV.
by Double D November 28, 2003
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fleshfriend

Someone you know in real life, having met them the olde waye -- through other friends, through word, at a club, what have you. The key is that you first met them *in the flesh."
"Who, Anne? Oh, we email, but she's been my fleshfriend for ages." "Hey man, fuck you, I actually have at least two fleshfriends."
by Pmaadu December 28, 2005
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flesh blanket

folds of flesh so copious that they could be used to keep one warm and cozy even in the most frigid arctic tundra.
"We make fun of Austin's fat ladyfriend now, but come winter we're all going to be jealous of that flesh blanket."
by LL Snoop's sidekick August 10, 2009
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