pull my finger

The words God spoketh to Ms. God right before the big bang.

Mr. G: Hey Ms. God, pull my finger
Ms. G: okay
*bang*

by Bamboomy May 28, 2010

courtesy finger

A gesture that occurs after a driver, indicator flashing, is not given proper room to change lanes, and must forcibly wedge his car into the desired lane.

He didn't let me in, so, after I cut him off to get over, I gave the fucker my courtesy finger.

by Mike P. Grant, Esq. February 8, 2007

finder's fee

The amount of money you pay your dealer or friend, added to the price of your drugs/alcohol, in retribution for getting it to you.

Person 1: Yo, can you get me a quarter for $25?
Person 2: Sure, but I'll tag on a $5 finder's fee

by violaplayer994 August 16, 2010

Cheeky Finger

When your work mate (Adam) is bent over fixing a fence. You stick a cheeky finger up his bum while your other work mate (Joe) witnesses it.

See that guy fixing a fence, he looks like he could do with a cheeky finger.

by Cheeky Finger Man October 4, 2021

binger finger

When holding a gun with your finger directly on the trigger. This is considered bad practice as it is not safe.

If Joe didn't have binger finger, he never would have fired by accident.

by goartly November 15, 2021

Five finger discount

The act of simultaneously buying and stealing goods as to avoid suspicion and increase return on spent funds.

Went to Macys and bought sneakers but five finger discounted the socks and underwear.

by RepoManDR October 1, 2022

The Love Finger

The love finger is the sex act where a man (or woman) takes their ring finger and put it up the anus or vagina. Furthermore, the love finger is called the love finger because the ring finger connects to the heart.

xXxPussyCrusher420xXx: "So, bruh, how wus duuh secks lahst naaight?"

SlapDeeBuutee360: "Man, it was fucking amazing, grabbed a beer, took my ring finger, and gave her the Love Finger!"

xXxPussyCrusher420xXx: "Damn suun!"

by Seiko The Neko September 6, 2014