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A faking

by anonymous April 14, 2022
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Sense-faking

Using self-referential linguistic hoops and astroturfed first-principle thinking to "make sense" of something complex, multi-faceted or paradoxical.
"I asked a Mcdonald's Cashier if I could pay ETH. She declined and asked for USD. We're still early."

Dude, you're sense-faking!
by typpwr August 2, 2022
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Reverse faking

When you don’t have want your partner (i.e., your situationship) to have so much power dynamic over you that you “fake” not having an orgasm so as to not give them the satisfaction of satisfying you.
Girl 1: “So what’s up with that guy you’ve been seeing?”
Girl 2: “Ugh, he’s so hot but I’ve been reverse faking - I don’t want to give him some sex god ego and let him to know that I’m that into him.”
by Schleich_it_a_lot September 5, 2023
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Pump Faking.

NOT HANDLING what you say you STAND ON.
“You said you Standing On Business, but you aint Handling business, nigga you Pump Faking.”
by rrBandit February 21, 2024
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Action Faking

The practice of confusing being 'busy' with making actual progress towards an intended goal and often involves a lot of over-analysing and planning, but very little meaningful action. It is making oneself busy without being productive amounting to a self-deceiving form of procrastination
I have to stop action faking. I just bought a gym membership and all kinds of new workout clothes and all I do is post pictures of me in the gym on Instagram and barely do any exercise.
by Florida Populist April 13, 2024
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Pepper Flaking

The act of not wiping after you defecate to let your shit crust up inside of your ass, you will then proceed to squat over your partner (clothes off) and vigorously scratch your asscrack and let all of the shit flaked rain into their mouth.
Hey Dalan, don’t wipe after you take a shit so we can indulge in some pepper flaking later!
by _n_i_c_k_ May 8, 2024
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