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Falcon Punch

The act of fisting a woman via punching your hand into her vagina. This is better achieved by adding the words, "Falcon Punch!" whilst performing the act. There is also the much more painful, deadly, and downright disgusting Falcon Kick.
John: Man last night I was with this girl and I couldn't get her to feel anything because she was soo loose.
Jim: Ahh man you should've falcon punched that bitch!

Bill: Last night I falcon punched this chic so bad, it was crazyy!
Jeb: Dude... Did she have to go to the ER? That's fuckin' weird.
by Big Ben Franklin December 6, 2011
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Millennial falcon

A falcon born between the early 80’s-early 2000’s. There are no precise dates for when this cohort starts or ends; demographers and researchers typically use the early 1980s as starting birth years and the mid-1990s to early 2000s as ending birth years
A millennial falcon’s great expectations stem from feelings of superiority.
by Bad_chad May 29, 2018
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falcon PUNCH

The best drink, ever. Dump out half a two liter of Mountain Dew, add a packet of fruit punch flavored gatorade powder, top the bottle off with vodka.
Four words: Mother. Fuckin. Falcon. Punch.

falcon PUNCH gets you laid every. time.

Every party I go to I will get PAWNCHED from this day forth.
by lolashleysays October 21, 2010
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Millenium Falcon Move

When having sexual intercourse in the doggie style position the male pulls out and aims at the, still open, anal sphincter. As the anus starts to close, the male then waits until the butt hole is almost completely closed and blows his load in the hole at the last possible moment. (like the scene on star wars).
Dude, I pulled out and gave her the millenium falcon move. High five!
by Garebear_eternal March 7, 2009
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fly like falcon

When everyone thinks you had a grand adventure but really you did nothing except hide in a box in the attic.
"My trip to Paris was amazing!"

"Whatever. You can fly like falcon all you want. I know you were really in Boise!"
by zandar demko October 15, 2009
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high like falcon

high as a muthafucka after smokin the kind bud.
i smoked so much of that shit i was high like falcon

Dude! i'm high like falcon
by highasamuthafucka November 6, 2006
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Falcon Cunt Punch

The Act of Falcon Punching a girl in the Vagina.
Bitch shut up, before I Falcon Cunt Punch you!
by ASSPECKA December 8, 2011
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