expundle

To sell your testicles when in great need of money.

In order to pay the rent, I'm going to have to be expundled.

by SCROTEscratcher March 28, 2023

Expensisive

When something is overly expensive but you still decide to pay for it.

“This toothpaste paste is expensisive but I’ll buy it anyways”

by Nyamari June 7, 2023

expentials

Expensive essentials. When the price of basics gets too damn high.

Matt: "I just bought a chapstick, superglue, cup of coffee and 3 bananas!"
Cash: "How much did that cost you?"
Matt: "About fifty bucks! Just getting the expentials!"

by channel_panel June 14, 2023

Expanduous

A long tedious journey to reach a ridiculous goal that wouldn't usually need to do to achieve the goal.

"This is an expanduous quest in order to get some putang." - Elder

by Lilinsanity August 2, 2023

Expand dong

A phalloplasty. Can refer to the experience of both cis dudes and trans dudes.

“My expand dong is only two weeks away, I’m pretty excited”

by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024

Expencial

Expensive and special, typically an object or gift.

I bought you this expencial Cartier collar babe.

by Messovas January 10, 2024

Experdiot

Someone who believes they know more about a given subject in which they have neither training nor experience than the experts who have both.

That experdiot is claiming vaccines cause autism

by SciJ January 12, 2024