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Once you have him don't let him go I mean sometimes he can be a dick but he is absolutely the best guy he is SUPER cute and if you like him you would know cause you would just stair into his amazing eyes and just now he is the one or at least think he is the one...You will fall in love with him and he will care and love you he will do anything but don't get Evan mad because when you get him mad there is no turning back sadly you will think that you'll be ok eventually but you wont have him for like three or four months and it will be like your missing the most important part of you I guess once you have him you don't wanna loose him
by Love me like you did December 02, 2018
The certified non simp, little SUS but gets the puss, and telling the young kids to chase dreams not girls
by Smallppalex March 18, 2021
When the Cringe is at maximum... the most cringe that could ever be in one place is present in the current situation, the anomaly known as the "Evan Moment" occurs.
by GhostBoyDTX December 01, 2020
A 1970's gay-pornstar whose most remarkable performances were in the feature films One Night in Batista, Deep Throat and Naughty Plumbers' Apprentices VII.
In the common-media, he is most well-known for his several months' affair with "The Champ" and WWE Superstar, John Cena.
In the common-media, he is most well-known for his several months' affair with "The Champ" and WWE Superstar, John Cena.
Annoyed School Patron 1:"Dude, get a load of Evan VanKlei, does that kid ever shut the fuck up?"
Annoyed School Patron 2: "Or stop throatin' deek, for that matter..."
Annoyed School Patron 2: "Or stop throatin' deek, for that matter..."
by Joey Orgler 4 February 06, 2008
Evans Blue was formed in early 2005 when the five musicians, then in three different bands, connected through a local musician’s message board. The chemistry of the group was evident from the first rehearsal. The same message board then brought the band to the attention of producer Trevor Kustiak of The Pocket Studios in Toronto, and they began working together in March 2005. Since then, the band has written and recorded their debut album, The Melody and the Energetic Nature of Volume, which was completed in early November 2005 and released in February 2006 from Hollywood Records. Their first major single was "Cold (But I'm Still Here)", which received a great deal of radio airplay. The debut record has spent the last three weeks in the top 10 on Billboard's Heatseekers Chart. The band recently finished their support of Taproot on their tour and are set to begin touring with Trapt and Shinedown and will later join Breaking Benjamin on select dates.
Their second CD entitled, "The Pursuit Begins When This Portrayal Of Life Ends", was released on July 24th, 2007.
Similar Bands: Crossfade, 10 years, Trapt, Cold, Breaking Benjamin, Mudvayne
Their second CD entitled, "The Pursuit Begins When This Portrayal Of Life Ends", was released on July 24th, 2007.
Similar Bands: Crossfade, 10 years, Trapt, Cold, Breaking Benjamin, Mudvayne
by KazM October 18, 2007
The most homosexual teenager on the face of the planet, who enjoys raping little children and furry animals.
by der meister March 07, 2003