the existence of an undesirable condition or quality.
When you are an adult living in your parent's basement, unemployed, not working a job, not going to college AND you have not money at all.
When you are an adult living in your parent's basement, unemployed, not working a job, not going to college AND you have not money at all.
"Hey man did you hear David is suffering from empty wallet syndrome because he doesn't have a job right now."
by vato-mas_quemado February 22, 2014

Exhausted, depleted, unable or unwilling to continue, for example at the end of a night or your life. From what they call trains which are returning to a depot without unloading passengers at the end of the night.
"Fancy another drink?" "No I've had enough, I'm empty to the depot"
"Hey wife let's have another baby" "No thanks I already have a fanny like a wizard's sleeve, I'm empty to the depot"
"Hey wife let's have another baby" "No thanks I already have a fanny like a wizard's sleeve, I'm empty to the depot"
by threebythree February 27, 2009

Scott’s Empty Scrotum (SES) syndrome is a condition when the Scrotum (Testicular portion) of men become enlarged, at times Purple, yet their is nothing inside the SAC.
I thought he was also a Wise Guy, but he had Scott’s Empty SAC.
He did not knock her up because he is now 40 years old & has Scott’s Empty Scrotum (SES) Syndrome.
scott’s Balls WiseGuy’s Wise Guy’s Balls 40 Scot’s Scrotum Purple Balls Purple Scrotum Eggplant SAC Empty
He did not knock her up because he is now 40 years old & has Scott’s Empty Scrotum (SES) Syndrome.
scott’s Balls WiseGuy’s Wise Guy’s Balls 40 Scot’s Scrotum Purple Balls Purple Scrotum Eggplant SAC Empty
by Guruji Irv December 5, 2017

Despair
Sadness
Hopelessness
These are the feeling's one will get when they see an empty toilet paper roll
You will be sitting on that toilet until someone helps you or you have to take a walk to your nearest Full toilet paper roll
Sadness
Hopelessness
These are the feeling's one will get when they see an empty toilet paper roll
You will be sitting on that toilet until someone helps you or you have to take a walk to your nearest Full toilet paper roll
by Pyromain2018 February 21, 2022

Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*
by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 March 29, 2024

A quarterback who puts up a lot of seemingly impressive stats, but rarely wins games, rendering his stats useless in the grand scheme of things.
Also applicable for stats put up when the team is down or up by a lot. AKA, not when a game is being determined.
Also applicable for stats put up when the team is down or up by a lot. AKA, not when a game is being determined.
Jay: I am so pumped for my team's new QB, we are going to air it out all season long.
Joel: Hmm, I don't know. All I see is a bunch of empty calories, he may be useless when it counts.
Jay: Ugh, he never wins big games, you are so right.
Joel: Hmm, I don't know. All I see is a bunch of empty calories, he may be useless when it counts.
Jay: Ugh, he never wins big games, you are so right.
by Mike109999 March 21, 2022

1. Missy has been suffering from Empty Hole Syndrome since the divorce, maybe Cruz was right about her needing to get some.
2. Sarah gave up on men after the divorce, she's been out with Becky every weekend since her son left for college, that should cure her Empty Hole Syndrome
2. Sarah gave up on men after the divorce, she's been out with Becky every weekend since her son left for college, that should cure her Empty Hole Syndrome
by @The Hojer November 25, 2019
