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emo

young teenage children who think that attention is never theirs, so they decide that cutting themselves will be a great alternative. they decided that listening to music like fall out boy, silverstein, and panic! at the disco, will make them seem cooler to the other teens at their school. they pretend that their lives are miserable, and complain about every thing that goes on wrong in their lives and take every thing for granted. emos are usually bisexual, or gay/lesbian. very small amout of them are straight
emo boy: uggh, my mom grounded me again. she caught me out with braxten.
emo girl: ohh that sucks, wanna come over later and watch steel magnolias, and cut ourselves?
emo boy: sure, but can we also complain about our rich lives and how every body ignores us?
by crazyxxxstefxxx April 16, 2007
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Little punk ass bitches who wear all black and think they're all badass but really aren't. Also refers to a shitty genre of music.
by Stewart Colbert 08 July 11, 2007
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emo-may apper to be a goth, but actually shows signs of feelings and life. usually cut themselves because of depression or as a way to blow off steam. they wear scarves, tight pants, and dark shirts. they listen to taking back sunday, my chemical romance or dashboard confessional.
note: dont be mean to them just cuz their different, this definition was not ment to offend anyone.
emo girl:my mom took away my knief.
emo boy: that sucks, you can borrow mine if you need to.
by any spare names? July 11, 2007
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An emo is generally a small person sporting very tight, often striped clothing and who wear eyeliner . . even the males. Now it may be just may but the only half talented people to wear eyeliner to my knowledge have been Alice Cooper and Kirk Hammett whereas these emo fuckwits just like queer. Alleged self-confessed self-harming is often used as a cunning plan to make them seem more interesting and to gain sympathy. Surely everyone must have realised that they are just attention seeking bastards who need to be dealt with by a good, hard slap across the back of the head or in more extreme cases, sandpapering their faces off. Then they'd definitely have to stop. It is in my opinion that people such as Gerard Way and Ville Valo are responsible for the horde of pussies that are slowly engulfing the country seeing as they are totally gay, whiny and just ridiculously annoying. Also, since when did it become a good thing to be an emo?

Personally, I do not refer to them as emo. I prefer the term faggoth as it describes them perfectly, a faggot goth. I also wonder why they think it's a good look to appear as if they are slowly dying.
Me: You're a faggoth
Emo: OMFG LIKE, OMG, THAT'S SO HARSH
Me: Good
Emo: (Runs away, cries, scratches self, attention seeks)
Me: Hahaha, what a gay.
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Something assholes call other kids when they don't have any other words to describe them.
There's no such thing as "emo".
Jock-Look at that emo chick. Since she's wearing black, writes poetry, and listens to a different kind of music, she MUST be emo!
Girl-I'm not emo. Emo doesn't even exist.
by Insanity Loves March 27, 2008
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A stupid trend. They think they are "alternative" (how is that possible when MTV stirred it all up?), when infact they are just as much sheeps as the preps. All emo kids look the same. They share the exact same values. They listen to the same horrible bands. Is that to be an individual? Is that unique? No. Many of them claim they are "non-conformists". These days, "non-conformist" has lost its true meaning and is just another synonym for poser. How does supporting major clothing lines such as Hot Topic make you a non-conformist? You are the antithesis of that. Wake up. The emo trend is like hair-metal; in a few years, you'll burn all pictures of yourself, being so ashamed that you had such an ugly haircut.
The new-wave emo movement is a testimony on how MTV (Manipulating Teenage Views) is able to pick up just about anything and mold it into a trend in order to make money, even if this results in mindless teenagers who can't think for themselves and destroying what's left of the real music scenes.
by andrea91 September 4, 2008
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here are the MAIN steps to being an emo

be Mad at youself for cutting yourself for being mad at yourself

Always listen to gay annoying music and hang out with chicks and never ever sleep with any of them

Insist on wearing makeup and flipping your neck even though there is so much grease in your died black hair that even wolverine claws would break if they came into contact with it

Never get laid with women and Never ever wear any colors other than black unless its something gay like a scarf or girls belts that are never needed because you tight pants are already cutting of the circulation to you legs.
Emo: my hair wont flip

Wolverine: let me try to cut that gay emo hair bub
Emo: no i cant cut myself without my gay emo hair
Wolverine: what the fuck my unbreakable claws broke because you emotastic hair is to greasy and stiff
Emo: now i will bite your neck and youll turn emo even with your restorative capabilities

Wolverine from the new movie: cool lets go cut ourselves in an emotastic fashion.
by Jakelasterskeer June 24, 2009
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