dessertivore

A person who eats only desserts.

David is a carnivore, he likes to eat meat, but I am a dessertivore, I will only eat sweets.

by virgh May 9, 2015

dassey

Someone who is completely stupid and says "Yeah.." to everything.

"Did you do 9/11?"
- "Yeah..."

Brendan, you fucking dassey. You were only 10 years old then!

by HardtailDrummer October 7, 2016

dessert dick

Dessert dick (noun):
When a man goes without sex or being in a sexual altercation for a long period of time

Man dude my girl funna make me have dessert dick

by trapo100 October 7, 2016

Dassey effect

Too big of dick might kill someone.

Rachel die her bf got the dassey effect

by longduckdong.gov June 23, 2016

Dassey'd

To respond to a direct message verbal or otherwise with a blank dead stare off into space. Popularized by Brendan Dassey on the Netflix original series Making a Murderer.

That bitch just Dassey'd me.

by longduckdong.gov June 24, 2016

durseli

This girl is the definition of uniqueness .

Durseli is crazy for her freedom.

by Drusillaa December 5, 2016

dessert gravy

chocolate sauce, caramel sauce. A gravy for dessert items, mainly ice cream.

"Yo lemme get some dessert gravy on my sundae."

by HypeMane June 8, 2017