thunder drum penis

A thunder drum penis is a penis that has broken free of its bounds and reached realms of size unimaginable and seemingly impossible in the 3d plain. No man has a thunder drum penis, a penis of that raw aura is just too ridiculous.

mike - "you hear about the thunder drum penis?"

jibolba - "that's just a myth, dont go spreading lies."

by jibolba November 22, 2019

boner drum

When smack your dick on the top of your bitches head or ass

Bitch: hey nice to meet you im Jen
Guy: I'm gonna boner drum the shit out of you

by Jmaddfox March 18, 2016

drum beat

The porn hub theme song

I got real excited when I heard the drum beat!

by Fuzzyboy_123 May 28, 2024

Drumming

When someone's block is being spun

them niggas be drumming

by bakeabillion November 26, 2021

Drum roll moment

The build up before the first kiss with someone where your almost to a kiss and the tension is high. You can learn about it in How I met Your mother

"She called it the drum roll moment." "Ted that is the stupidest thing I have ever heard."

by Cal3d0nl0cal August 01, 2016

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

smelly snare drum

Farting on someone’s bare belly.

I was laying out getting a tan at the beach when some weirdo plopped down on my belly and quickly gave me a smelly snare drum.

by Justbsayin February 25, 2023