Ass Dagger

noun; something that is wearing, annoying, angering, or just a general pain in the ass. Can be applied to events, people, etc.
Origin: Xenia, Ohio

1. "Dude my Girlfriend is maken me go to the ballet this weekend." "Thats an Ass dagger"

2. "Hey man, I'm not trying to be an ass dagger, but you owe me 10 bucks."

3. "Damn, this job is a freaken ass dagger."

by Rydizl84 May 9, 2011

cloak and dagger

A radio program on AM 640 based in Toronto which covers a potpourri of conspiracy theories. Hosted by two men calling themselves Lenny Bloom and Sleeper. With the exception of SOME thing they say about the NWO and JFK assassination, nothing that these 2 jokers put out can be taken seriously.

"The Queen of England is a reptilian. The twin towers were not hit by planes but cruise missles loaded with holograms" - Lenny Bloom

"God I hate this show sometimes" - Sleeper

See cloakanddagger.ca for more bullshit.

by anonymous December 19, 2003

Dagger

Noun. Another word for a blunt, zig-zag, or joint. Invented in Pacifica, California.

Stoner: Hey, you got any daggers?

by PinkFloydJunkie June 6, 2009

Dagger Mustache

When a female can take an penis in her mouth to a male's pubic hair she will have a dagger mustache.

She took his entire penis in her mouth and it resulted in a dagger mustache

by El Sword March 18, 2011

dagger sagger

a single male in his mid 40s who get his jollies off while sitting on his butt in a coffee shop playing dungeons and dragons while announcing his gaming strategy loud enough for all to hear.

Joel: "I cant believe those guys are playing D & D in Caribou right now."
Andy : "I know! I guess they have nothing better to do."
Cody: "They're just a bunch of Dagger Saggers talking and laughing about their next Dagger Sagger convention at Starbucks next Monday."

by J Blizzard, Codeman and A-Ross July 6, 2010

Ass Dagger

The burning sensation caused by acidic fecal matter. Most prevalent to those who suffer from lactose intolerance.

Example 1:
"Where is Brandon?"
"He's still on the toilet screaming because the shamrock shake gave him serious ass daggers."

Example 2:
"Coach, I can't climb the rope because my Ass Dagger might sever the line"

by Mister Wisdom March 6, 2014

swagger dagger

Noun:One swag ass dick, lady killers ultimate tool
verb: getting a chick so turned on during fore play that she throws out the rule book I.e. No intercourse ,no anal, tit jobs ect.

Gurl he stabbed me in the back with that swagger dagger

by pack-a-punch a pack-a-punch April 16, 2011