Doughnut Warrior

Doughnut warriors travel in packs, have flashing red and blue lights (so you know they're not messing around), and typically weigh in at about 300 pounds. They are one of the more violent hominids you can meet face to face, typically 50% of them beat their partners and 100% of them are total douchebags

"that doughnut warrior took the PIG CHOPPA down to dunkin doughnuts again. If i were a robber, doughnut shops would be the last place i'd rob, sooo many doughnut warriors gather there"

by Wypipo whisperer September 10, 2020

Juggle Some Doughnuts

to play with soft sexual body parts - boobs, butts, balls

Asking to hook up and get sexy: "I'm just trying to juggle some doughnuts."

by Hipps January 12, 2021

Doughnut

A crushy

Oi crushy you daft fag stop being a fucking doughnut!

by Fridge67897 June 9, 2021

doughnut nation

A known scammer who will even scam for $1

Doughnut Nation
A person who will get close to you and scammed you

by Rathens July 27, 2023

Doughnut

someone whos besties with their friend owen and loves doughnuts

noah dropped a doughnut

by NoahsADoughnut January 20, 2023

doughnut

Often used as a discriminatory word to describe a stupid person.

"You doughnut!"
"Honestly, Bob is a bloody doughnut!"
"Billy is so stupid. What a doughnut!"

by wirl_robin04 June 17, 2020

salty doughnut

When you take a bath with bath salts and have your ass eaten out after

My girl took a bath with some fancy lavender bath salts and I decided to eat the booty like groceries. That was a pretty great salty doughnut

by FindingG-MO September 24, 2020