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Doughnut

someone whos besties with their friend owen and loves doughnuts
noah dropped a doughnut
by NoahsADoughnut January 20, 2023
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doughnut nation

A known scammer who will even scam for $1
Doughnut Nation
A person who will get close to you and scammed you
by Rathens July 27, 2023
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Spicy Doughnut

It’s COCKtober AubergineJack-o-lantern so u know what that means EyesTongue Dick sucking awareness month Hushed facePerson gesturing okTongue Jack-o-lanternJack-o-lantern IT’S TIME TO GET Skull and crossbonesSPOOKYSkull :clap: GET Fisted handFISTEDFisted hand BY A SkullSKELETON SkullSHOVERaised fistLollipop CANDY Ear of maizeEar of maizeCORNCandy IN YOURRight pointing backhand indexPUSSYKissing cat face with closed eyes AND Person gesturing not okDONTPerson gesturing not okMale sign FORGET TO SUCKWeary faceRaising handsSOME KissDRACULASyringeDICKAubergineSplashing sweat symbolTired face
xMethy Is A Spicy Doughnut
by NotLights October 27, 2020
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Boston Cream Doughnut

When you cum inside of someone, then shit on their crotch
Them: yo they look like a freak.
Me: no joke. I gave em a Boston Cream Doughnut last week
Them: oh shit
by OzMuskratt January 2, 2022
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Dollars to doughnuts

used to bring/call/draw attention to one's confidence.
"I'd bet dollars to doughnuts he's a medical student"
by Arminkshipper June 27, 2025
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doughnut

GROWTH
Doughnut is a nut that grows on the doughnut tree that grows in hot environments. Some varieties are easier to grow than others and require less sprinkles, but all need to be watered with hot oil to ripen. Although this type of nut is very resistant it is still not without pests. Often you can find cops also known as police hanging on the trees eating these delicious treats which significantly reduces the harvest that costs farmers up to 10 billion dollars a year. There is no know pesticide for them yet although you distract them by damaging the environment around them.

NUTRITION
Doughnuts are well known for their great and healthy nutrients. They contain carbs that digest fast which raises our blood sugar quickly. They also contain lots of trans fats with 0 fiber which makes them one of the better options to clog your arteries and get diabetes. It also has minimal protein, minerals and vitamins so you can be certain that the body won't be able to function normally, renew itself and build its muscles.

CONLUSON
If you want to live a shorter life with lower physical and mental quality the doughNUT is one of your TOP choices!!! Other choices would be drinking used oil from restaurants, eating spam or watching kids content on YouTube.
Gordon Ramsay: is there anything today that I ate that wasn't microwaved?
Chef: The salad.
Gordon R: You fucking doughNUT, of course you don't put the fucking salad in a microwave.
by AZi1123 February 13, 2021
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Doughnut Dogging

The act of ordering a dozen fresh doughnuts from a roadside establishment and proceeding to copulate with sed confection using custard as lubricant until either completion or doughnut disintegration all the while making eye contact with the vendor.
Ben was arrested for doughnut dogging again.
by WindyLeaf9591 February 28, 2023
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