More commonly referred to as a smirk, a douche grin is a smile that expresses scorn, smugness, etc. Often performed by smiling on one side only. The douche grin was named so because douchebags are inclined to abuse smirking.
by Broski O'Bronald January 21, 2010

Friend: Hey you should totally come to the party with us!
Me: Sorry man my step-douche has grounded me
Friend: What why?
Me: He thinks he can fucking control me
Me: Sorry man my step-douche has grounded me
Friend: What why?
Me: He thinks he can fucking control me
by I.have.no.life97 September 29, 2017

A suave, well dressed male that inherently possess the qualities of a douche. Typically a male in his early 20s that spends excessive time modeling for his own instagram account. A dapper douche may be found with an abundance of mousse, designer shoes, and the inability to kindly shut the fuck up about himself.
by StevenBigD January 13, 2015

Anyone who defies traditional levels of douchiness to royal, supreme standards or the most douchey person in a group of douches.
See that tribe of douches over there? The tall one is the kingpin douche.
I went out with this guy last weekend who turned out to be a total kingpin douche.
I'm not much of a bowler, but I'm pretty sure I could knock out the kingpin douche without any problem.
I went out with this guy last weekend who turned out to be a total kingpin douche.
I'm not much of a bowler, but I'm pretty sure I could knock out the kingpin douche without any problem.
by lingua franca October 2, 2012

A different kind of douchebaggery, brought on by the introduction of high dosages of alcohol and/or drugs to a subject who already exhibits douchebag-like traits.
Exhibiting the tendencies of both a douchebag and a schwilly kid at the same time. Douche-schwillery is most often observed at large festivals where idiots who can't handle their shit take too many drugs end up harshing the mellow for everyone else.
Exhibiting the tendencies of both a douchebag and a schwilly kid at the same time. Douche-schwillery is most often observed at large festivals where idiots who can't handle their shit take too many drugs end up harshing the mellow for everyone else.
"Man, that dude is so smacked out on H, he's stumbling around head-butting everyone and mumbling incoherently."
"Yeah man, pure douche-schwillery."
"Yeah man, pure douche-schwillery."
by areku1 February 15, 2013

A thing, idea, or whatever that is done/used only because other people do it. Douche fad is used as a negative term, because it implies that people that are part of a douche fad cannot think for themselves or be themselves.
If you see a lot of people doing one thing that really annoys you, and can see that if only one person did it it would make that person look like a total idiot, it is probably a douche fad.
Understand that not all fads are douche fads. "That's what she said" is not because if used properly, it is genuinely funny. Other fads are cool too.
If you see a lot of people doing one thing that really annoys you, and can see that if only one person did it it would make that person look like a total idiot, it is probably a douche fad.
Understand that not all fads are douche fads. "That's what she said" is not because if used properly, it is genuinely funny. Other fads are cool too.
Examples of douche fads include:
Wearing your pants so low your boxers/thong is showing
Using overly used words like "awkward" (<--especially when it is misused) and "creeper". "Ignorant" also fits into this category
Doing the cool walk
Wearing your pants so low your boxers/thong is showing
Using overly used words like "awkward" (<--especially when it is misused) and "creeper". "Ignorant" also fits into this category
Doing the cool walk
by NJBoyy January 31, 2009

by ndizzle855 March 5, 2011
