Dookie Money

Illegal/dirty money. Income obtained by doing/providing illegitimate services and/or goods.

Look at Keisha on the corner sellin' that pooswah gettin' that dookie money!

Been in the trap all night makin' that dookie money!

One of the perks of being a cop is gettin' all that side dookie money from people tryin' to get out of tickets!

by AlbinoRhino&IBald August 25, 2013

Dookie clap

When u take a shit into your hands and clap them together or onto someones head

Holy shit step bro are you performing a dookie clap...

by Niqqa chungus August 26, 2019

dookie smoochie

When your girl taking one of them next-morning-taco-bell-and-cheap-margarita shits and you bend her over and start poundin her puss and when her muddy dookie stained booty smacks your stomach area it looks like one of those kiss marks made with red lipstick but it dookie

Brad: Dang Chad I didn't know you guys went out for taco bell and margaritas last night
Chad: oh how did you know? Was it the dookie smoochie on my stomach?

by darthdoodoo May 26, 2023

Soupie Dookie

When someone takes a shit in your bowl of soup

When I left my bowl a soup on the table alone, some fucking dick head Soupie Dookied in it.

by Soupie Dookie June 16, 2016

Dookie Jet

When the minute you stop squeezing your ass cheeks it all comes out at once. Nice.

“Yo that was a wicked shit, 100% a dookie jet”

by Sir Plop March 9, 2020

black dookie

Resinous dross scrapings from a cannabis pipe sometimes used to get high by people who are really hard up. Sometimes 'black dookie" is sold as hashish to gullible customers.

"Hey, man, I got this 'black dookie.' $5 a gram, man; it'll get you fucked up."

by Joe Curwen July 8, 2012

Dookie Slob

The act of taking ur own feces and molding it around your own penis as a cast. After waiting for it to dry around your penis, you receive oral sex and the giver sucks the poop off ur cock

Brian: Yo you heard grace gives good Dookie Slob
Sam: yeah I’m tryna find out

by No Thots please November 6, 2020