Emergency Donut

A donut that is purchased in the event of hunger. Usually when you travel and have no access to other food.

"The trip took four hours! Thank God I had my emergency donut to keep me going."

by The Mountain Cat July 29, 2012

donut burger

The response to a difficult or confusing question that you don't know the answer to.
Derived from the creation of a bacon cheeseburger with two Krispy Kreme glazed donuts instead of buns, a confusing, incomprehensible item itself.

Professor: Using the principle of the ubergang, what is the salient difference between Kant and Hegel's conception of the categorical imperative?
Student: Donut burger??

by AHo December 14, 2008

lick the donut

Giving pleasure to Jordans Mum

Last Night I had to lick the donut.... She loved it

by 1nky December 20, 2013

Donut

Crap. They usually taste like the aforementioned word. They are dough rings deep fried in fat and them topped with some sort of sweet ingredient like glaze or sugar. I hate donuts. Then again, they are preyed on upon many girls making them pretty damned plump so I guess they're no all that bad... :3
Eaten also by master genius Homer Simpson.

-"God, I HATE donuts!"
*Fat girl eats donut*
"Wait wait, nm..." :3

-Homer wouldn't be half as funny if he weren't so desperate fo donuts.

by nikkan_hanil December 13, 2003

Dunkin Donuts

Another way to say that a girl has giants boobs.
The First letters form DD
or Double D's

Sam Got sum dunkin donuts

by Me llamo Jonas June 17, 2008

donut hole

A fat chick's vagina.

"I was so drunk that I fucked Lindsey's donut hole."

by GaryGary2 February 24, 2010

broken donut

A torn anus. Usually anal penetration of some sort of object or appendage of the human body will cause this.

His penis was so huge it gave me a broken donut.

by Kenneth Carpenter August 25, 2006