Flame Dock

The act of lighting your friend's fart with an aerosol can and a lighter.

I wasn't going to make it to Jim's ass in time with the lighter, so I grabbed the Lysol and gave him a Flame Dock!

by djmd96 February 11, 2013

Ask your doctor

ASK YOUR DOCTOR - The highly addictive marketing that most medical doctors fear: advertisements that end with the phrase, "Ask your doctor."

After an advertisement for a drug on television, radio, on the Interwebs or in print, really anxious or gullible patients immediately make appointments to see their doctors to try to pressure them into prescribing that drug for them.

This phrase was a banned word in 2007 on the Lake Superior State University "Banned Words List."

- Advertisement on TV: "Ask your doctor if "fill in the blank" is right for you! You can be "normal", "not depressed", "thinner", "free of bladder urgency and incontinence" "late for work because you will finally get it up and make whoopie" (choose one phrase as suits the advertisement).

- Patient: "Doctor B, the ad for (fill in blank) said, "'Ask your doctor.' I really think I need this drug because...(quotes advertisement) (doctor inwardly groans and counts to 10). I want you to write me a prescription today!"

by Worf Thaddeus April 4, 2014

dock ship

the act of inserting a large pinch of dipping tobacco between the gum and cheek. In order to qualify as "docking ship" the pinch must be at least a quarter of a tin. You cannot "dock ship" with shitty brands of dipping tobacco such as "kayak."

Max - "hey paul would you like a pinch of my longhorn? please don't take a lot."

Paul - "the fuck outta here, bro. I dock ship."

by Rated NC-17 June 6, 2010

Death Star docking

(V) To place multiple penises inside the foreskin of another man's penis. The foreskinned recipient hums the Star Wars theme song while the penises enter to capture the feeling of spacecraft entering the mothership.

Frank and Jason were Death Star docking with Kevin last week at the sleepover

Andy ripped his foreskin in half while attempting Death Star docking with Jeff and Gary

by DrOctagon101 April 30, 2010

Dockis

A cross between a dick, cock, and penis. When you don't know which to say to a girl, you combine them all. Dockis is the true scientific name for a dick, cock or penis. They are usually 1 - 24 inches in length, and come in many colors.

Boy: Hey would you wanna suck my dockis after school sometime?

Girl: I love sucking dockises, of course!

Boy: Sweet, my dockis is getting sorta hard.

Girl: Stop, or I'm going to punch you in your dockis.

by dockisrules April 6, 2011

Doctah

A huge ass simp who cures people's happiness away, the best thing i've ever met

Person 1: hey did you hear about doctah?
Person 2: YEAH!11!! he's a SIMP!

by Lanass October 12, 2020

Black doctor

Colloquial term for any cola based drink that is a godsend during any hangover session.

A: Mate I'm soooo hungover
B: (handing A a Coke) I reckon a trip to the black doctor is in order.

by nitens May 18, 2014