chastity device

n.

An apparatus designed to prevent the wearer from engaging in genital copulation.

For a female wearer, this is usually a chastity belt which is essentially metal clad underwear with a small hole for urination and a larger one for defecation. For short term wear, there is sometimes no holes or a plug in place of the holes.

For a male wearer, this is usually either a chastity belt molded to fit over his genitals, a chastity tube which is a solid tube attached to a rigid ring, or a chastity cage which is identical to a chastity tube except for the tube is constructed of interconnected horizontal and/or vertical bars.

Sometimes, the apparatus is constructed using piercings, pee-through plugs or urethral sounds, and other instruments of bondage.

As a submissive pseudomale, I always wear a chastity device when I engage in sexual activities.

by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 17, 2021

devilchild

an offspring of Satan..Untrustworthy
An asshole of giant proportions.

devilchild child of Satan

by luciferbeelzibub January 24, 2009

devil clock

The evil clock that haunts the WSU campus. While it is seemingly beautiful and normal during the daytime, it turns an evil shade of blood red when the sunsets and uses subliminal messages to hypnotize the students of Washington State University. It's apprentice, the jukebox of Hillside, does devil clock's work and attempts to lure people with it's dark spell. In the devil clock movie, soon to be starred in by Samuel L. Jackson (voice of the devil clock), the devil clocks spell takes over all of the students and the one nonposessed student has to climb up and sacrifice his life to crash through devil clock to unleash the spell and save the world.

Devil clock says hi and he's upset you haven't responded to his messages.

by I am Bogey December 10, 2007

Devil teacher

When your teacher acts like the lord of the underealm and makes your school year a living hell, and everyone calls the teacher that because they all think she should be fired for being so mean.

Omg, my math teacher is such a devil teacher, that is why everyone hates the math teacher

by Cocosharky75 June 4, 2016

Devil's Gatorade

Alcohol in any form is the Devil's Gatorade.

"Alcohol is the Devil’s Gatorade. Is it in you?" -- Stephen Colbert to Jason Bateman on the Late Show with Stephen Colbert, 12/5/2016

Do you want to grab Devil's Gatorade?

by cobblersmith December 7, 2016

Devil's waterfall

Aunt Flow, menses, period, red tide

I'm a crabby, bloated bitch because I'm experiencing the Devil's Waterfall

by SuzeSueDA1470 January 16, 2017

Devil’s Birth

A fiery, almost acidic like, shit that when birthed, leaves the sphincter a burning ring of hell fire.

Those chicken wings Sunday gave me a devil’s birth on Monday morning.

That devil’s birth feels like third degree burns on my rectum.

by Eaton Holgoode October 12, 2018