When one is frustrated and angered to the point of giving the accused a most-deserved upper decker and feels the need to voice their anger- they must, just before dropping a lung in the toilet tank, shout loudly- "This is Sparta!!!" as spoken in the movie 300. After this is spoken, one would shit with vengeance into the tank.
Angry person- That bitch of a waitress ignored our table for over half-an-hour because they add automatic gratuity to the check, so I will leave them my opinion of their service in their toilet tank in the form of a Spartan Upper Decker.
Friend 5 minutes later- Did you do it?
Angry person- I showed no mercy!
Friend 5 minutes later- Did you do it?
Angry person- I showed no mercy!
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by antonia February 4, 2005
Get the dick dickerson mug.Receiving a blow job from a vacuum cleaner or masturbating with any other household appliance. Performed with the hose function and sometimes even using added attachments, such as the one with bristles to simulate a certain fetish, the Black & Decker blowjob is usually performed experimentally.
She's been gone for a while so I decided to hook up the carpet hugger and give myself a black & decker blowjob.
Well I got bored so after cleanin the drapes I took the house attachment and gave myself a black & decker blowjob.
Well I got bored so after cleanin the drapes I took the house attachment and gave myself a black & decker blowjob.
by Rapture333 May 10, 2010
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by valere March 13, 2008
Get the upper decker mug.A man with the dick the size of a small elephant, usually tries to brag, and man has yet to create a condom to fit the summer sausage.
Tony: Dude did you fuck her??
Sam: Well kinda...
Tony: What do you mean?
Sam: Well, first the X-L condom only went half way down my cock, then.. My dick was just to big to fit.
Tony: Bull shit.
Harold- man i was playin with myself and realized.. ive got a penis like decker! Deckers horse penis is huge
Sam: Well kinda...
Tony: What do you mean?
Sam: Well, first the X-L condom only went half way down my cock, then.. My dick was just to big to fit.
Tony: Bull shit.
Harold- man i was playin with myself and realized.. ive got a penis like decker! Deckers horse penis is huge
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I stopped reading your novel because it was darker than black and I lost interest in everyone because I know it will end horribly.
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