rough custard

When a girl with pimples is giving you a blow job, pull out of her mouth as you are about to cum and let it go all over her face.

"You know that girl Stacy?"

"The one with all the pimples?"

"Yeah, I gave her a Rough Custard last night."

by Mingegash May 22, 2014

Strawberry Custard

Screwing a girl that's on her period and making her suck you off until you cum.

My girl was on her period but she's cool with the strawberry custard.

by Bbq man June 16, 2016

french custard

When you cream pie a girl, let her sit on your face immediately following. After eat her vag out.

Jru really likes Kaits French custard.

by b4rrys4nders December 7, 2015

Custard

The definition of a retarded cunt

See that guy over there?! "Where?" There acting like a right custard!

by Meeshy babe November 10, 2021

good arm, custard

What you say shout when someone fails to catch an item you throw to them, like keys, balls, a small bag etc.

The arm equivalent of 'Spaghetti Legs'; someone with ‘Custard Arms'.

Person 1: ‘Go Long!’ *throws item*
Person 2: *catches, and tries to hold onto it before dropping it.*
Person 1: ‘Good arm, Custard!’

by Lanky J March 15, 2024

Cummy Custard

A special custard in which the egg is substituted with semen.

"I can't wait to get home today. I'm gonna try making some cummy custard!"
"You what??"

by MeEeEeN October 31, 2019

Portuguese custard tart

A pale man’s ass whole

Aaron docherty had such a nice Portuguese custard tart when I was eating it

by The truth within January 10, 2025