curtain inspector

A man who examines the vaginal lips of females to determine there is something wrong with their pussies.

"I noticed that my pussy lips were hanging unusally low today so I called the curtain inspector."

by traviesa2007 July 7, 2007

Curtain Hump

When the shower curtain attaches itself to your leg during a shower

Damn, I got curtain humped the entire time I was in the shower this morning. I hate getting taken advantage of like that!

by SoapOnaRope January 17, 2010

rectal curtains

A condition caused by to much anal sex.

This gay lover that I am dating is a botton and has a horrible case of rectal curtains.

by Mike Gaga September 14, 2006

Meat Curtains

Meat curtains are simply curtains made from meat. You cook them by closing them in front of the window and then the sun heats them up. They are very yummy once they are cooked all the way through, yes very delicious.

Meat Curtains Warning: Very delicate, cooks slowly, and delicious

by Fishy_Soup March 30, 2022

Iron curtain

When you cum on a girl's fringe, and let it dry up, thus creating an iron curtain.

1: dude I totally gave your mum an iron curtain last night
2: not cool, dude

by Crystalcomet September 13, 2018

Laced Curtains

Laced Curtains...the frilly foreskin of an non-aroused uncircumcised penis.

Did you see that big guy in the shower pulling back his laced curtains and cleaning out the smegma?

by Rank Strainger March 25, 2020

Scraggy curtains

Scraggy curtains is the name for a really baggy and ‘scraggy’ vagina. Typically used as an insult

Ew, she’s for Scraggy Curtains.
Must be Christina’s minge

by Mog was here! March 18, 2022