cuban slide

When a dog has an itchy ass and drags it on the ground.

Can you let the dog out, he’s doing the cuban slide on the carpet again.

by Le Wease July 29, 2024

Cuban Meat Slicer

When your partner is giving you head. As soon as you’re about to blow your load, he/she bites down on the top of your shmeat and it blows back into your shaft cap like a soggy sun hat that fell in the river.

My girl surprised me with a Cuban meat slicer because I forgot to put out the garbage this morning.

by Mr. RFH August 17, 2022

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<.7.9.7.6.>Cubans Are Known As The 12 Labors Of Hera <Move Out> because They Remind Individuals Of Genetecism<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Cubans Are Known As The 12 Labors Of Hera <Move Out> because They Remind Individuals Of Genetecism<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

mexican cuban sandwich

A sandwich that is eco-friendly because it does not come with any papers or napkins. This sandwich is mostly enjoyed by neck beard fudge packers.

Only losers get a mexican cuban sandwich.
Hey, do you know what absolutely sucks? A mexican cuban sandwich.

by pseudonym99! April 29, 2025

cuban triangle

sucking the homies penises in a triangle

Me and the boys were playing games and it turned into a cuban triangle

by agrisv February 10, 2021

Cuban Shifflett

When you're drunk but have to do CPR on your bestie.

"oh my God! She passed out! Does anyone know how to do the Cuban Shifflett?"

by Mombudsman May 27, 2022

Cuban Dessert

A Cuban Dessert is when you fill up one's asshole with Tostitos' Chunky Salsa and proceed to dine on their fiery orifice.

Man, I wish I could give Breanna a Cuban Dessert!

by A Bludgeoned Fetus March 17, 2016