Crunchy

Fiona and Patricia

"Hot damn those elderly women Fiona and Patricia are crunchy as hell"

by Crunchy churr0s October 30, 2020

Crunchy

Adjective

1. To have texture
2. To have been done sloppily

When a queen doesn't properly glue down her eyebrows leaving a textured, hairy mess.

"Her eyebrows are looking crunchy."

by TheSAMEparts January 23, 2018

Crunchy

When you're feeling dirty, crusty, and down right disgusting, from an early endeavor, mostly likely caused by excessive amounts of liquor consumed orally.

Ex. Damn son, I woke up feeling so crunchy this morning.

Ex. That chick be look'n so hella crunchy. I bet she was tryna get all boojie last night. Ya feel?!

by Suzsbutt January 5, 2017

crunchy

cranky, negative, not wanting to be polite and positive

I don't really want to go to the party, I'm feeling kinda crunchy and I don't want to play nice.

by Miggery Sow February 10, 2021

Crunchy

Upstate New York slang for something that is worn out, disgusting, gross or unpleasant.

"I was at the stripclub last night and one of em smelled crunchy!"

"You been wearing them same Timbs since 94' they crunchy as hell!"

by lcfrgang May 16, 2022

crunchy

1. When something has an unintended behavior (laggy, not working, etc)
2. Someone who is acting mean in nature.

My computer was crunchy all night!
I don't like name, they're crunchy.

by brapstu March 15, 2022

Crunchy

1. Something, especially food, that makes a crunch sound when bitten or crushed, especially in a pleasant way.
2. A neo-hippie.

1. That bread was crunchy!
2. That guy is crunchy!

by The local Argentinian guy October 18, 2021