Crusty Mustard Face

A really ugly person that seems to always have left-over condiments dried on their face.

I saw Kyle on a date with some crusty mustard face.

by ExtendedMags April 14, 2012

Crusty Shutdown

The act of an individual ejaculating on another individual's rectum, followed by a drying period of no less than 12 hours, resulting in ones rectum being temporarily closed.

Jane: I woke up this morning after a rough night of drinking and sex. I had to shit and couldn't manage to get anything out.

Mary: You must have received a crusty shutdown.

Jane: Damn, I know I should have swallowed them ropes.

by ropeslinger August 12, 2013

crusty mayonnaise

A dried semen stain, usually on clothing or furniture.

Guy 1- Hey man, take a look at this stain on my pillow
Guy 2- It looks like some crusty mayonnaise

by Not ur dad but doin ur mom September 30, 2013

crusty scissors

The act of scissoring with your butthole

Me and my girl had sex

What did you do?
Crusty scissors

by Pears February 5, 2015

Crusty

A hand rolled cigarette and/or spliff/joint consisting of the discarded remnants of cigarette butts/roaches.

I'm so poor I had to raid the ashtray to roll a crusty.

I just cleaned my room and found enough spliff roaches to roll a crusty.

by doodad June 6, 2015

crusty pocket syndrome

The act upon jizzing in your partners pocket. Typically a pair of jeans. And await for them to dry resulting in a crusty surprise.

Vicky: Omg tiffany i put my hand in my pocket today and found a crusty surprise. I think tony might have given me crusty pocket syndrome.

by stiffanybutttoucher January 22, 2016

crusty custard

The act of letting ones semen dry inside of the vagina and then eating her out

Girl im gunna eat yo crusty custard

by Megazoidberg September 20, 2016