Typically a thick, aggressive 50 year old female chubber, who denies getting fatter from eating!
Loves apackofcrisps
Loves apackofcrisps
by imperfectcube March 8, 2023

A friend who tries to explain to you the strange behavior of the male species especially those particular male species that you have been flirting with and have a crush on. They are very sensible which is annoying and calming at the same time because lets face it-over-thinking stuff is tiresome.
Girlfriend-Queen of common sense.
by Esth December 25, 2010

Referring to a fail or a epic fail. Can be used to describe fails such as, getting arrested and charged with vandalism on May 21 2023, having L rizz, messing up relationships, being short, being a cracker, being a short skinny cracker, losing a game, getting insulted, losing an item or a friend, and failing a test.
by Sterek Dack May 24, 2023

That was awesome!
by Ahoymellow January 15, 2022

People knew the guy who finished the marathon was enduring the long distance, it wasnt a secret to everyone, their common sense could tell them that.
by Solid Mantis May 15, 2020

Direct response to reply back to someone who calls you a douchebag, as use of the word douchebag has become so common place that the man or woman using the word has become such a plebeian pawn and hasn't realized this that they have most certainly become a common turd as a result.
Andrew: "You've been a passive/aggressive douchebag through this entire conversation!"
Mr. Jensen: "And seeing your chocie of words Andrew, you are obviously a common turd..."
Mr. Jensen: "And seeing your chocie of words Andrew, you are obviously a common turd..."
by Seemerlin August 30, 2011

by astupidnincompoop November 15, 2022
