pipes are calling

A more polite way to say you need to take a shit.

C: Hey let's go grab a beer in a few.
A: Sounds good but the pipes are calling.

C: I'll just meet you there in an hour then.

by sinfulgamer February 27, 2017

Aidan / The Great Culling!

Aidan, an ancient entity known to have descended from the heavens upon us. He is a creature of mass destruction, he is a vessel of hate, and an unstoppable force of chaos, he is known as manifest a puppy to lure his next victims close to devour their souls, ever since he strived for Damascus on Modern Warfare he has fallen out of favor of the gods, losing his position as the great culling, and being reduced to a beast thriving off the souls of the unfortunate individuals who happen upon his residency.

Thou has stumbled upon Aidan / The Great Culling! He is close to devouring my soul, I am writing this letter to my love as a goodbye I lo...

by The All-Father May 21, 2021

Vegas is calling

When you bet on a sports game and it seems great when all of the sudden you lose the bet. Vegas called in to make you lose.

My bet was in the money but all of the sudden I lost. Vegas is calling.

by BeastRunner December 13, 2021

But you're the one calling

"But you're the one calling" Is a translation from a polish version of "who asked" or just straight up telling someone that they're bragging about an irrelevant topic or just another way of saying "who asked?"

Your girlfriend slept with 3 guys before you!

Unless she does when I'm in a relationship ship with her I don't mind.

I was one of them.

But you're the one calling.

by Fearanka July 1, 2022

don't bother calling

The last catch cry of a hideous woman on the walk of shame. Commonly after she has performed an act of fellatio and has had a cab called for her because there was no chance she was getting a spooning.

Hammo (through a slit in the bedroom door): Don't bother spooning that

Gronk: are you gonna let them speak to me like that?

Timmy: I'll call ya a cab, shall I?

Gronk (out the front waiting for a cab): you can't treat people like this, *sob* I can hear what you say under your breath *sob sob*

The Boys: waaaa, boo hoo

Gronk: Don't bother calling.....

(group hugs, tears and a sincere one kneed WHHHYYYYY)

by paddymac August 25, 2009

Collins

The most severe type of AIDS, administered by Chris Collins

"I don't have much time left guys, I had a one nighter with Chris Collins"

by RobertMugabe21 March 29, 2012

Collins

He is a hilarious person,he is usually tall,athletic and can gives very good advise when needed. People see him as a motivator and a, outgoing person. When someone needs help he is the first person they call. He can give good relationship advise even though he might have problems of his own. He will always be there whenever you need him and always has your back. One more thing,his dick is pretty big,"big feet means big meat"

Wow,Collins just stole your girl bro!

I need to ask Collins for advise.

Collins definitely needs to come to the party!

by afroman1301 April 29, 2012