COD karen

A COD Karen is a video game player who no-one wants to play with. He/She is usually part of a group that wants to get rid of him, but doesn't know how too. They are usually petty, don't know how to stop talking, passive, and think they're the best player out there. Additionally, will usually blame everything on others and/or lag instead of admitting they were wrong. If your buddy is a COD Karen you need a group intervention immediately.

Dude, I hate playing with him every night he's such a COD Karen, can we kick him?

by Twoprettybestfriends February 11, 2021

Swear to cod

Swearing on God, but instead Cod, to make it seem like you said God.

"Aye bro did you take a sip of my drink when I wasn't looking?" "Nah swear to cod I didn't"

by mihailopupovac November 24, 2022

Cod Pocket

When a middle aged woman who should know better starts screwing around with a married man.

Bethany is a real cod pocket for messing around with a married man.

by Revenge Queen October 13, 2022

COD Vanguard

The biggest pile of shit you will will ever see. It is so garbage that even the cookie monster will loose his appetite and stop eating cookies whenever he hears COD Vanguard. And whenever he hears COD Vanguard Zombies, Mr Cookie Monster would throw all of his consumed cookies from his past into the bin.

"Bro, your breath stinks more than COD Vanguard."
"No fucking way dude, nothing stinks more than that shit."
"You're god-damn right. Then it stinks more than COD WW2".
"Fuck you".

by PPurpler April 18, 2022

cod trench

The furry cup

I about boked when I got down to her cod trench, fucking minging man!

by Anonymous May 29, 2003

cod nugget

When a piece of two to three day old toilet paper becomes stuck in the folds of ones vagina

Man I found some huge cod nuggets while going down on my girlfriend today

by Cod nugget expert June 19, 2021

COD Blocked

Not being aloud proper call of duty, or gaming time, because spending time with a girlfriend took up your night. Not to be confused with the term Cock Blocker.

Ya dude i totally got COD blocked by my girlfriend.

by MasterBAMF January 7, 2011